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At 2:37 AM on Christmas Day, Bruce wakes to the Joker standing calmly over his bed, his face inches away from his own.
(or, the Joker gets high).
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It's been two weeks since Joker returned to Gotham. Two weeks since he met Batman on a rooftop, dropped a gigantic, baby-sized bombshell, and then promised Batman he was back for good.
And yet, to Bruce's frustration, he still hasn't made a single move—hasn't gathered his people, hasn't made any appearances around town, hasn't so much as looked at a knife.
That is, until today. When he decides to shoot thirteen people in the head and set an entire city block on fire without giving Batman a fighting chance at stopping him.
Yeah. Batman's pissed.
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Batman gets hit with a sleeping curse.
Understandably, Alfred is not pleased by this turn of events.
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Batman has not seen the Joker in months. No one in Gotham has.
But on a random Tuesday night in the middle of October, he reappears. Returned to Gotham, returned to Batman, as if nothing has happened at all.
But something has happened. Something big, and something very, very bad.
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Then Barbara’s brain short circuits.
She has to be hallucinating.
Because there is no way. There is no way in the nine levels of hell that she has just watched Batman close the distance between his face and the Joker’s and fucking kiss him.
(or, Barbara has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day).
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the one where i give the joker postpartum depression by neonmoonster
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types
02 Sep 2025
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The Roy family jet never makes it to São Paulo.
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All good things come to an end. Nacho learns that the hard way.
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When Bruce meets Jokester for the first time, it feels like the universe has given him everything he didn't want to admit he needed.
Except it's never that simple.
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If Batman were here, he would offer Joker a choice. The easy way or the hard way. Arkham now or Arkham later. Bargains in between the gauntlet knuckles. Behind the cowl. Caught in his teeth.
Matches might be a lot of things, but he's not Batman. At least, he's not Batman enough.
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- Part 3 of matchjokes
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‘You’re what?’ Dennis asks blankly.
‘I’m moving out,’ Mac explains. The same three words he said a second ago, and they don’t make any more sense in that order than they did the first time. ‘I was just – I was thinking about what you said, about wanting – uh. Wanting me to move out. And it kind of made sense, so. I guess I’m doing it.’
‘How did it make sense?’ Dennis asks.
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After the events of Season 13, Mac moves out. Dennis handles it really well, obviously.