newyearsprayer
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(i can't get no) satisfaction by newyearsprayer
Fandoms: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019)
31 Dec 2021
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Booze. Cigarettes. Cliff.
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Sit. Stay. by newyearsprayer
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types
18 Dec 2021
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The thing about Tyler is that he’ll let you hit him. Most times he’ll like it. You can have him on the ground, coughing, sputtering, knocking his teeth loose, but when he looks at you through swollen, hooded eyes, looks at you who tower above him, you will never feel so small in your life.
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I am Jack's phantom limb.
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Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now by newyearsprayer
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Sep 2021
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“What an asshole.” Meg looks at him like he’s a kicked puppy, and she picks him back up like one, too. “You’re amazing, Nandor. If he can’t see that, that’s on him.”
“No,” Guillermo says, glancing down at this stolen body, “I’m not so great either.” -
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“Guillermo,” Nandor hisses, inches from his face, “get well soon.” And it does not feel like the sweet reassurances of the card on his bedside. It feels like an order.
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In which Guillermo learns that dropping at high velocity from no inconsiderable height onto a food truck is not great for the body, actually.