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Then Again... by ngm
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, The New Batman Adventures
30 Mar 2017
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Joker palmed his chin, looking at ever-so-stoic Batman casually hanging upside down like he wasn't bothered-- and in all honesty, he probably WASN'T bothered in the slightest, he had a godforsaken BAT habit, he probably SLEPT upside down.
"No STYLE! No respect for PROPRIETY! Tell ya what, Bats. Let's just pretend this whole thing never happened.." The Joker grinned with relief as he set those heavy legs down. Good God, was the Bat made out of lead? How the HELL did Harley do this? "And let's just do this some other time, okay?" The clown moved around the bar, crouching to pat the still silent Batman's cheek.
He'd get her, all right. Maybe he'd hang Harley from her pigtails above a tank of goddamn manatees after dunking her in spirulina and let them slowly gnaw her to death, foolish child. Blowing out some steam and a little whistle at his next plan, the Joker began to stride away, leaving the Bat, bound and prone, Bat-Ass--Waitasecond.
"Then again..." The Joker murmured, brow furrowing in contemplation as he glanced back over his shoulder at the Batman.