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    A couple of short stories about life in that house in Junkertown

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    The slow build of Jamie and Mako, starting with a shave and ending with one.

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    Three stories that tell the tale of Black Saturn and the Groaner coming to terms with who they are what they've been feeling.

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    Six months after the destruction of the Eclipse Cannon, Stone is trying in vain to settle into civilian life while struggling to accept Doctor Robotnik's death. When Shadow suddenly appears with the shocking news that Robotnik is alive, Stone must confront his true feelings for his former boss and make a crucial decision - continue on as Robotnik's henchman, or pursue something more.

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    22 Apr 2025

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    'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated with prying and nosey family members?

    I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'

    After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.

    It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...

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    26 Jul 2024

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    From a Hobbitkink prompt:

    The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.

    The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.

    (Follows the story of the War of the Ring).

     

    (Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.

    ~**~

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    29 Jun 2024

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    Mario and DK fight in the jungle arena once more but end up doing a different type of competition.

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    09 May 2023

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    There are books missing from the library in the Abbey. A crime, Aziraphale suspects, that carries something much more serious underneath. He isn't expecting to deal with a demon summoned to kill him. He isn't expecting to find an ally in the oddest place.

    An ally, and something else.

     

    “Okay, so. The thing is,” Crowley starts, shifting again in his spot, “uh, someone wants you dead.”

     

    Aziraphale blinks. “Pardon?”

     

    “Didn’t you hear me? Someone wants you dead. As in deceased. As in six-feet-under. As in–”

     

    “Alright, alright! That’s quite alright, thank you,” Aziraphale chokes out. “I still don’t see–”

     

    Crowley heaves a sigh. “Listen, Angel.” He leans forward, elbows pressed against his knees, his hair falling around him like a curtain made of fire. He closes his eyes before continuing. “Truth is, someone summoned me to, er, to kill you, actually.”

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    31 Dec 2020