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    "So, an inside date?"

    "Yes. I googled."

    "You googled?" Shane sounds skeptical, even though Ilya knows that Shane knows how much Ilya loves a good google search.

    "Yes. I searched 'HELP how to plan romantic Valentine's Day with secret arch rival hockey player boyfriend when we can't leave his home and also he is very boring.'"

    "You did not."

    "Okay," Ilya admits, kissing the curve of Shane's shoulder, "That was not my exact search."

     

    Or: Valentine's Day 2018, in an apartment somewhere in Montreal.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    The one where Ilya is Shane's TA for Intro to Russian Literature and Shane is still a hockey boy.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    In Mike’s defense, Will should know by now not to leave him alone for an extended period of time.

    Yeah, maybe Mike is snooping around his room a little bit. But he’s bored, okay? Will left to tell his mom something or another ten minutes ago. And it’s not like Mike is digging through his drawers or anything— he’s only using resources available to the naked eye. Is that really snooping? He doesn’t think so.

    Mike comes across a notebook that he was definitely not supposed to find. What else can he do besides steal it?

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    29 Jul 2025

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    “Jefferson Hope spent 960 seconds standing so close that there’s only 0.05 centimeters separating your elbows.” Dazai tilts his head, eyes darker than the ink of the night sky’s canvas. “Unless you’re telling me that you actually enjoyed smelling his incredibly gauche way of bathing himself in a bottle of Penhaligon?”

    [or: Chuuya’s mission involves charming the information out of his target. Dazai is Very Unhappy about this. Chuuya reminds him that they’re on different organizations already.]

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    20 Jun 2025

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    Chuuya raised an eyebrow. “What’s this?”
    “Our date.”
    Chuuya blinked. “Excuse me?”
    “I made a reservation.”
    “Why?”
    “You owe me dinner.”

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    Chuuya and Dazais first Date. Or what could have been. Anyway, add some Angst.

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    12 Apr 2025