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    Not everything Crowley says is said out loud. Aziraphale doesn't always hear him at first, but he's learning to stop being surprised.

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    02 Aug 2024

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    Aziraphale's book-sorting strategies are maddeningly obscure, Crowley's got snake eyes which are tragically bad at reading, and the local vicar is a little bit bored.

    When the new retiree at the end of the lane asks Father John for a hand in solving a mystery around his house, it seems like a benign enough offer. Read some books, gather some intel, occasionally attend a clandestine meeting in a leaky old garden shed. Surely nothing can go too wrong.

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    21 Jul 2024

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    Aziraphale is a rat bought as a meal for Crowley. Frustratingly, Anathema can’t get the stubborn snake to eat the damn thing!

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    12 Dec 2023

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    Dust off your dancing shoes, because it’s that time of year again! The new season of Strictly Come Dancing starts TONIGHT on BBC One! A brand new crop of celebs are getting ready to compete for the coveted Glitterball trophy, and they’re a mixed bunch— ranging from beloved telly presenter Eve Gardener to washed-up stage and screen actor Anthony J Crowley.
    Whose tango will tantalise? Whose cha-cha will charm us? And who will be doomed by their dreadful, dreadful salsa? Join us every second Saturday at 7pm to find out!


    Aziraphale is a professional, Crowley is a contestant, and the BBC needs viewers. Does what it says on the tin, if the tin has a whopping great “STRICTLY COME DANCING AU” label on it.

     


    currently on hiatus, but WILL be returning for a second season

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    24 Aug 2023

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    The Angel Aziraphale Z. Fell, Guardian of the Eastern Gate, handsome, clever, and somewhat rich, with a comfortable bookstore and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived nearly six-thousand years in the world with very little to distress or vex him. 

    Aside from the occasional threat of the apocalypse—although that would set anyone off course.

     

    an obligatory ‘emma’ au.

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    28 Jul 2023