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    Not everything Crowley says is said out loud. Aziraphale doesn't always hear him at first, but he's learning to stop being surprised.

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    02 Aug 2024

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    Aziraphale's book-sorting strategies are maddeningly obscure, Crowley's got snake eyes which are tragically bad at reading, and the local vicar is a little bit bored.

    When the new retiree at the end of the lane asks Father John for a hand in solving a mystery around his house, it seems like a benign enough offer. Read some books, gather some intel, occasionally attend a clandestine meeting in a leaky old garden shed. Surely nothing can go too wrong.

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    21 Jul 2024

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    Aziraphale is a rat bought as a meal for Crowley. Frustratingly, Anathema can’t get the stubborn snake to eat the damn thing!

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    12 Dec 2023

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    Dust off your dancing shoes, because it’s that time of year again! The new season of Strictly Come Dancing starts TONIGHT on BBC One! A brand new crop of celebs are getting ready to compete for the coveted Glitterball trophy, and they’re a mixed bunch— ranging from beloved telly presenter Eve Gardener to washed-up stage and screen actor Anthony J Crowley.
    Whose tango will tantalise? Whose cha-cha will charm us? And who will be doomed by their dreadful, dreadful salsa? Join us every second Saturday at 7pm to find out!


    Aziraphale is a professional, Crowley is a contestant, and the BBC needs viewers. Does what it says on the tin, if the tin has a whopping great “STRICTLY COME DANCING AU” label on it.

     


    currently on hiatus, but WILL be returning for a second season

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    24 Aug 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    The Angel Aziraphale Z. Fell, Guardian of the Eastern Gate, handsome, clever, and somewhat rich, with a comfortable bookstore and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived nearly six-thousand years in the world with very little to distress or vex him. 

    Aside from the occasional threat of the apocalypse—although that would set anyone off course.

     

    an obligatory ‘emma’ au.

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    28 Jul 2023

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    02 Jul 2023

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    The core concepts had always seemed fairly simple to Stede: block like that, swing like this, try not to get stabbed. Izzy made it look infinitely more complicated and somehow, too easy. He moved like water, without hesitation.

    Izzy decides Stede needs proper swordplay lessons.

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    21 Dec 2022

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    Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach are falling in love. The only problem is Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach also happen to hate each other.

    (It’ll make sense when you read it, promise.)

    Modern AU where these two lunatics own rival pirate themed theme parks at the English seaside. Unbetaed.

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    18 Dec 2022

  9. Public Bookmark 40

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    29 Sep 2022

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    "I don't have demands," Bonnet says. "This isn't a hostage negotiation. But to start, I think we should stop quarreling over him like a pair of hungry jackals."

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    27 Sep 2022

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    "C'mon," Jack says. "You're telling me Blackie threw you over?"

    Izzy says, "No," then grabs the rum, wipes the lip of the bottle with his sleeve, and has a drink. "I left."

    Jack stares at him for a moment—his mouth open, his greasy hair hanging in his face. Then: "Well, God damn. I always figured you two'd sail the distance."

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    27 Sep 2022

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    It doesn't sink in until he's back on The Revenge, until he's staring aimlessly out at the dark seas with his hands on the wheel and Ivan asks him where Frenchie has gotten to, that they’d wanted to use him as a practice dummy for the new throwing axes they’d taken from a pirate ship that Izzy has already forgotten the name of.

    “Threw him overboard,” Izzy grumbles. “We have our flag. Blackbeard has no use for him now.”

    Ivan doesn’t question him.

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    14 Sep 2022

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    “I moved to a new flat because I’ve just walked out on my wife of twenty five years. And our two children. Without telling them. Well, I left a letter, but it was brief.”

    I started to think he’d hung up. Then he said “go on”.

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    A preposterous AU with a preposterous meet cute. Featuring Ed's terribly named sex shop, Stede being a proud ally of the LGBT community and surprisingly tame sex given the premise. Unbetaed.

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    10 Sep 2022

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    In which Stede Bonnet discovers his inner sadist, Izzy Hands discovers care & love as it fits him, and Ed gets to be as soft as he's ever wanted to be. Just not without a few scars along the way.

    Post season 1 reunion fic with a focus on Stizzy/Gentlehands as a leadup to eventual Steddy Hands. Accuracy around history, piracy, and medicine are on the backburner. It's eventually very hopeful and loving, I think, but it takes a little while to get there. Check the notes at the beginning (and beginnings of each chapter) for more trigger/content warnings.

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    08 Sep 2022

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    20 Apr 2022

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    21 Dec 2017

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    02 Dec 2017

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    16 Jul 2017

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    31 May 2017

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    John wonders if this is how it’s going to be: A life speaking in code, because they’re both too stupid to figure out how to say, “I love you.”

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    24 May 2017

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