nothingbutcake



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 4

    Tags
    Summary

    意难忘结束后的企鹅故事系列(x)

    纯喜剧,吐槽风,和真实的人、事物、团体无关

    依旧延续了围场意难忘的性转设定,可以理解为意难忘的演员们换了一个片场

    校园社畜喜剧,如果在里面看到了自己的影子,那很悲惨了

    在故事里未来会涉及到的cp:大英芬,simi,martian,446,3316

    主角有三个:DC,Seb,Max,三个红牛人分别有自己的企鹅故事

    灵感来自于奥地利糖水厂的沙雕企鹅广告
    ---------------------------------------
    “等等,咱们要去南极干什么,提前说我不会跳海。”
    “红牛希望我们从南极带企鹅回来研究,他们需要一个‘科学家勇闯南极研究企鹅能飞和红牛饮料之间的关系’的故事。”
    现在变成了麦克斯和塞巴斯蒂安两个人的蓝色眼睛互相看着对方。塞巴斯蒂安和麦克斯都能读出来对方眼神里的意思——DC疯了,而且疯的不轻。
    “就这么愉快地决定了,年轻人们。”DC轻快地说,虽然塞巴斯蒂安在心里感叹,她已经不算年轻了,但是总算是比DC年轻一点。“我现在给大家下一个指标,一人一只,至少三只。散会。”

    Series
    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    21,403
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    542

    27 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 56

    Tags
    Summary

    刘易斯汉密尔顿和尼科罗斯伯格的大孝子艾瑞克引发的一系列鸡飞狗跳的抓马故事

    *非典型446带球跑,不正经不严肃,纯搞笑纯狗血,为了剧情辱了所有人,不会有人在一个非abo非双性但男人还是能生孩子的故事里寻找真实吧,不会吧?

    Series
    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    33,600
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    258
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    3,763

    24 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

    Tags
    Summary

    In 1986, Mika Häkkinen was eighteen, pregnant, and alone. His boyfriend left. The racing world told him carriers didn't belong.
    In 1991, he walked into the Benetton factory with a duffel bag on one shoulder and his five-year-old son's hand in the other.
    In 1998, he stood on the podium at Suzuka with tears on his face and a world championship trophy in the air.
    This is the story of the years between — of a mechanic who became a champion, a boy who measured beds in units of himself, and a rival who fell in love with the hands that never stopped.
    Prequel to "Like Fathers, Like Son."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,632
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2,905

    15 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 23

    Tags
    Summary

    Some omegas just look like squirters.

    You can’t explain it, but you know it when you see it—that raunchy combination of narrow hips, a lean little waist, eyes too bright to belong to anyone innocent, and a mouth that always looks like it just swallowed its own indecent words.

    Sebastian Vettel is one of those omegas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,017
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4,968

    25 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Sebastian is ninety-nine percent sure that he’s not going to be able to make rent this month…

    Enter Mark Webber, a distinguished lawyer with a little too much cash to spare.

     

    (or, a martian sugar daddy au)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,660
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    1,844
    Bookmarks:
    315
    Hits:
    43,950

    05 Nov 2025