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Romilda Vane finds out that Harry Potter has married.
An old Tumblr ficlet from 2019.
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- Part 38 of Slice of Life One-Shots
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05 May 2026
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Carol hates her job and everyone in it, and she never bends the rules for anyone, even if they are an orphan who wants to go on holiday.
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- Part 23 of Slice of Life One-Shots
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05 May 2026
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Sword Of Destiny by TerracottaSoul
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)
02 Sep 2025
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Mercenary logic: earn money, finish the mission, go home.
Reality: glowing sword, silver-haired elf, cryptic warnings about destiny, and zero chance of a quiet day.
Some missions are simple. Some ruin your life in the best possible way. All Cloud wanted was a paycheck. What he got was a mysterious elf, a sword that seems alive, and enough bizarre comments to make him question reality. Between glowing blades and cryptic fate-talk, Cloud starts to realize some meetings aren’t accidents—and some companions are impossible to shake.
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- Part 19 of The Temptation of Midgar
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01 May 2026
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Wangho, when he is ready, when Sanghyeok is ready, when the meridians have softened enough to permit channel coupling, lowers himself onto Sanghyeok’s cock, and the act that happens is the act that the Association calls Tier 4 full somatic integration in its forms and that Wangho has, for ten years, refused to call anything in his own head, because there is no honest word for it that doesn’t cost him something to use.
(Or: Lee Sanghyeok is the most powerful Esper in the world. Wangho's just the Guide who's been guiding him for ten years, but he's not his Guide.)
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29 Apr 2026
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When Cloud finds himself between life and death, Aerith brokers a deal: if he agrees to go to a world with soulmates, where his most self-destructive tendencies will be tempered by mandatory love and affection, she'll make sure he gets the world-saving power trip of a lifetime. He agrees, smug in the confidence that he can outmaneuver any soulmate on the planet.
He should have known better than to underestimate Aerith Gainsborough. Especially when she never specified how many soulmates he'd be saddled with.
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- Part 6 of Cloud Lies Badly & Destiny Is Involved
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26 Apr 2026