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Romilda Vane finds out that Harry Potter has married.
An old Tumblr ficlet from 2019.
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- Part 38 of Slice of Life One-Shots
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05 May 2026
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Carol hates her job and everyone in it, and she never bends the rules for anyone, even if they are an orphan who wants to go on holiday.
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- Part 23 of Slice of Life One-Shots
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05 May 2026
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Sword Of Destiny by TerracottaSoul
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)
02 Sep 2025
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Mercenary logic: earn money, finish the mission, go home.
Reality: glowing sword, silver-haired elf, cryptic warnings about destiny, and zero chance of a quiet day.
Some missions are simple. Some ruin your life in the best possible way. All Cloud wanted was a paycheck. What he got was a mysterious elf, a sword that seems alive, and enough bizarre comments to make him question reality. Between glowing blades and cryptic fate-talk, Cloud starts to realize some meetings aren’t accidents—and some companions are impossible to shake.
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- Part 19 of The Temptation of Midgar
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01 May 2026
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Wangho, when he is ready, when Sanghyeok is ready, when the meridians have softened enough to permit channel coupling, lowers himself onto Sanghyeok’s cock, and the act that happens is the act that the Association calls Tier 4 full somatic integration in its forms and that Wangho has, for ten years, refused to call anything in his own head, because there is no honest word for it that doesn’t cost him something to use.
(Or: Lee Sanghyeok is the most powerful Esper in the world. Wangho's just the Guide who's been guiding him for ten years, but he's not his Guide.)
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29 Apr 2026
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When Cloud finds himself between life and death, Aerith brokers a deal: if he agrees to go to a world with soulmates, where his most self-destructive tendencies will be tempered by mandatory love and affection, she'll make sure he gets the world-saving power trip of a lifetime. He agrees, smug in the confidence that he can outmaneuver any soulmate on the planet.
He should have known better than to underestimate Aerith Gainsborough. Especially when she never specified how many soulmates he'd be saddled with.
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- Part 6 of Cloud Lies Badly & Destiny Is Involved
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26 Apr 2026
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Bright Light City Gonna Set My Soul On Fire by Traincat
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
10 Apr 2026
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“Is that a Doctor Doom impersonator,” Peter said, staring down at Johnny’s phone in horror.
“I wanted Elvis,” Johnny yawned. “But you said this was funnier.”
“He’s going to kill me,” Peter said blankly. “Doctor Doom is going to kill me because I married his fourth favorite nemesis—”
“Hey, Ben is the fourth favorite. I’m a solid third.”
“His fourth favorite nemesis in Las Vegas—”
“The Little Latverian Chapel, if you want to get exact.”
“With a Doctor Doom impersonator officiating.”
“He said we were his favorite couple of the night, by the way,” Johnny said, yawning. “And he just smiled and nodded when you told him you were actually Spider-Man.”
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Peter welcomes Johnny back from the Negative Zone, marries him, and falls in love. In that order.
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10 Apr 2026
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Hunter J Official YT Channel by cndlslb
Fandoms: 헌터는 조용히 살고 싶다 - 백삼 | The Hunter’s Gonna Lay Low - Baek Sam
08 May 2026
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Hunter J’s cooking content and his fans’ comments.
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06 Apr 2026
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The Path of Memories by missmaesama
Fandoms: 헌터는 조용히 살고 싶다 - 백삼 | The Hunter’s Gonna Lay Low - Baek Sam
22 Jan 2026
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In a strange turn of events, everyone abruptly felt their souls being pulled from their bodies, transporting them to an unusual, space-like dimension. Rather than drifting aimlessly, it felt as if they were walking on an unseen path. The expanse was vast, but what truly captivated them was a luminous white trail curling around their feet, seemingly inviting them to follow. As they progressed along this path, they began to notice translucent figures appearing, their conversations resonating like faint echoes of forgotten memories before dissipating. This phenomenon continued until they finally arrived at the trail's end, where they awakened back in their own bodies.
Or: The group ventured into J's memory lane, witnessing fragments of his past and glimpses of his future. Cha Euijae is not amused.
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05 Apr 2026
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The Queenmaker by Anonymous for niewanyin (mintaejin)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
13 Feb 2014
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Wherein the firstborn of Tywin’s twins is a boy, and the bastard Ned Stark brings home is a girl with purple eyes.
Fourteen years later, Caesar Lannister is a man so enthralled with power he’d do anything to become king – including putting Rhaegar’s daughter on the throne, and sit at her side.Cersei/Jon, genderbent; assumes R+L. ON HIATUS.
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- Part 5 of ASOIAF KinkMeme Fills
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05 Apr 2026
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"What is it with alphas in rut and feeding me?" says Yuri. It just comes out, because Yuri is a disaster.
"What," says Victor.
"What," says Yuri.
"What?" says Victor. "I'm not in -- which alpha was feeding you? What did they feed you? Were they courting you? Did you --"
"I'm going back to bed," says Yuri.
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- Part 20 of yuri!!! on ice
- Part 5 of ridic a/b/o nonsense
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02 Apr 2026
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Yuri's in preheat and Victor is going crazy. More crazy.
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- Part 14 of yuri!!! on ice
- Part 3 of ridic a/b/o nonsense
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02 Apr 2026
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ridic a/b/o nonsense by lazulisong
Fandom Founder of Diabolism, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), 镇魂 | Guardian (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Apr 2020
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all of the omegaverse nonsense that i've come up with -- different fandoms because I truly never get off my bullshit
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02 Apr 2026
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“Okay.” He took a deep breath and exhaled. He then looked at Phichit, “I was a figure skater for Japan but I retired about 18 years ago and currently, I work as a coach and choreographer with my partner. I skated under the name Katsuki Yuuri. I am, as of now in my mind at least, 47 years old.”
Phichit stared blankly at Yuuri. His twenty-year-old (soon to be twenty-one-year-old) son had just mentioned 'retirement' and 'years ago' in one sentence. He even added 47 somewhere in there.
“Huh...”
“Phichit?”
“Huh?”
“Err... I did tell you I have no explanation for this.”
“Ahh...”
Silence.
“Do you need water, Phichit?”
“No. I'll choke.”
“Err...”
“Yuuri...”
“Yes?”
“My poor beautiful smol son...” And then, Phichit wailed.
After an accident at the Free Skating warm-ups in Skate Canada for Season 2014 - 2015, Yuuri Katsuki changed. Everyone is in for a ride and Phichit is only eager to stoke the fire.
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This is my first time writing a fanfiction. Please be kind to me! This is all just for fun while waiting for updates from the original anime series. Don't take this seriously.Series
- Part 1 of Yuri!!! On Ice - Time Travel AU
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02 Apr 2026
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Back and Forth With You by SKayLanphear
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
07 Aug 2020
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Cloud hadn't expected that the string of words on his arm would lead him to First Class SOLDIER, Zack Fair. Having such an impressive soulmate was beyond intimidating, especially since Cloud couldn't even begin to measure up. Which was why he'd decided to keep his mouth shut and never say a word. If he never said the sentence that was printed on Zack's arm, then Zack would never know the truth of the matter. Unfortunately, the more Cloud tries to distance himself from his soulmate, the more Zack focuses in on him. Until it feels like he can't go anywhere without running into the good-looking First Class.
A story of how they met, how they were meant to be, how they lost, and how the planet decided that maybe second chances are okay every once in a while.
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13 Mar 2026
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Unlucky Clover by Eon_the_Dragon_Mage
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII
01 Mar 2025
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Cast back through time by Gaia, and turned into a toddler by Jenova, Cloud is having the (second) worst day of his life. So it makes sense with his luck that he would be captured by a red-haired SOLDIER First and brought directly into Sephiroth's clutches. But that was fine; he'd dealt with worse odds before (he really hadn't). He would simply have to find a way to escape and continue destroying Jenova and every Mako reactor. No one could stop him escaping if he didn't want ... Zack?
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Saving Subject C by AimeeLouWrites, Im_totally_not_an_alien, She_sees_in_the_dark
The Angry Duckling by AimeeLouWrites
Shooting Star by AimeeLouWrites
Patricide is Harder than it Looks by tunafishprincess
The Best Laid Plans by Loralei_DawsonBookmarked by nottheaverageidiot
11 Mar 2026
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04 Mar 2026
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Insanity shouldn't be so appealing.
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25 Feb 2026
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The Little Guy by TokiMirage
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
09 Oct 2016
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The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine.
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25 Feb 2026
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Inter-Dimensional Life Strategy Seminars (Attendance Mandatory) by dustofwarfare
Fandom Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Dr. Phil (TV), Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Final Fantasy VIII, Metal Gear, Resident Evil - All Media Types, Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda
15 Feb 2018
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25 Feb 2026
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Telling Time With a Broken Watch by Chocopup777
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)
29 Apr 2025
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So long as Cloud remembers me, I will always exist. Within the Lifestream or on the surface.
A sound theory. Brilliant, even. Except now, back on said surface with Cloud begrudgingly tagging along at his heels, Sephiroth isn’t so sure. Between not knowing the year, Jenova seemingly nowhere to be found, and his powers flitting in and out of control, Sephiroth is at a loss. And worse, Cloud is…strangely likeable?
AKA, the really REALLY slow-paced redemption fic no one asked for where Sephiroth and Cloud road trip across Gaia before eventually settling down to play house in Midgar.
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- Part 1 of Telling Time
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25 Feb 2026