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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    “Do not put ice on a burn wound. Ice may decrease blood flow to the area, reversing the healing process. Ice may also inflict temperature shock, resulting in scarring. Instead, acclimate the wound with cool (not cold) water, then bandage.”

    He’s seventeen when he first learns that you’re not supposed to put ice on a burn. That it’s too big of a temperature shock. That it’ll scar. That he became Mecha-Man too quickly, too soon, tried to be too much of a hero right after, that he could fuck up again and again and the people would still believe in him.

    Or, Mecha-Man was always going to die young.

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    15 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Message delivered. Ancient curse neutralised. Commencing final phase of mission: return home.

    Steps remaining: three. Step one: board ship from Natlan. Step two: disembark at Lempo Isle. Step three: walk to Aino's workshop.

    Query: What could possibly go wro[Error: memory missing]?

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    14 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    With time, though, Ash learns to accept that implausible events are simply commonplace when Blanca is involved.

    The way he saw Ash in that motel with the rope still around his wrists, and he didn't touch him. Or, well—Blanca touched him; he held him, but he didn't ...

    Talk about implausible, right?

    When all you've known is the dark, a flaming bag of shit looks a lot like a beacon.

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    07 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    She's never heard the words 'I love you' in Levi Ackerman's voice.

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    01 May 2025

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    “So what do you do for money, then, Su-gu-ru? Do you offer mass murder bonuses? Catering services? Do you sell your nudes?”

    “Hardly that.” Suguru scoffs. He rolls his eyes. “My nudes are not something people can afford to buy. ”

    “Hmmm, I could afford them.” Satoru shoots back with a grin. “I'm rich enough to buy your nudes.”

    Suguru levels him with a look, and there’s about half a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.

    “Do you wanna buy my nudes, Satoru?”

     

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    A story in which Satoru ends up funding Suguru's Cult activities by buying his overprices nudes and personalized nsfw otome CDs.

    It's also a character study in whether or not someone can be a genocidal mass-murder and a tsundere at the same time.

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    01 Mar 2025