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    "No offense but besides myself, Keith is like the hottest person on this team," Lance says.

    His teammates remain silent, their eyes wide as they all stare at him. Maybe that wasn’t the best thing to say. He didn't mean to insult anyone; though he guesses starting off a sentence with ‘no offense’ confirms that he already plans on offending someone. It kind of just slipped out.

    He's about to apologize when he realizes abruptly that they haven't been staring at him this entire time but specifically over his shoulder. Pidge’s face begins to break out into a grin.

    Lance’s shoulders slump. "He's right behind me, isn't he?"

    “I am.”

    (or, the five times Lance calls Keith hot and the one time Keith says it to Lance)

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    Lance has been avoiding Keith ever since he returned from the space whale, older and different and taller and different. Except they're paired for a mission together and Lance realizes that maybe not everything has changed.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    After touching an ancient amulet, Lance and Keith accidentally swap bodies. Not wanting to get in trouble, they decide to keep this to themselves, forced to act as each other until they can swap back.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    Lance forces everyone to reel in their Christmas spirit by decorating with whatever items he can find that vaguely resemble Christmas decorations. This includes a not-mistletoe, something that he and Keith mysteriously find themselves stuck under.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    Lance has the Hanahaki disease. No one knows, and Lance was fine with keeping it that way. The pods were killing the flowers as they bloomed, anyway, and he figured he could stretch several more years out of his life like that. But after the castle-ship blows up and the team is forced to travel to Earth in their lions, the disease starts getting a whole lot worse, a whole lot faster.

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    23 Aug 2025