6 Works by oblivionyellow
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You don't always have the time to keep an eye on her on the field – you work diligently as well, as orders are meant to be followed – but Dante instructed, "Meursault - make sure Don Quixote doesn't go too far," so that needs to be done as well. You're large and quiet and obedient; she is far from any of that, so perhaps that is a reason to believe that you're able to keep her on a leash. You don't think you can. But you try anyway.
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Your name is KADMOS HALLEY.
For the past five days, you have been the only living being in a 173.2 lightyear radius.
You cradle a corpse in your arms.
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DIRK TAKES A PISS (Now in Technicolor!) by golgothanTerror (oblivionyellow)
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Jun 2021
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You, DIRK STRIDER, have needed to urinate since approximately 10AM. That was around four hours ago. -- Blah blah blah, exposition, exposition -- Once you're freed from the shackles of work that capitalism has placed upon you, you're pretty much raring to go and take a piss.
BUT. (Colors invert, image flips vertically.) You make a tragic mistake.
TL;DR - Don't drop your packer in the stalls.
(THIS TIME IN COMIC FORM. Don't worry, the dick is pixelated.)
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For the first thirteen years of your life, you lived alone on a concrete island in the remains of a post-intergalactic war Earth.
For the past three years of your life, you have lived inside a pair of glasses.
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You, DIRK STRIDER, have needed to urinate since approximately 10AM. That was around four hours ago. There are no working restrooms in this realm of literature due to somebody taking a shit equivalent to a weapon of mass destruction in the men’s restroom, so the only comfort rooms nearby are outside the front doors and settled in a corridor in between a GameStop and a Uniqlo. Once you're freed from the shackles of work that capitalism has placed upon you, you're pretty much raring to go and take a piss.
BUT. (Colors invert, image flips vertically.) You make a tragic mistake.
TL;DR - Don't drop your packer in the stalls.
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THE FRECKLED FIEND, EXASPERATED: Why are YOU mad?
YOU, MAD: Im not really mad.
DIRK: Yes you are.
YOU, NOT ACTUALLY MAD ANYMORE: No seriously. Just a jest bro.
DIRK, COMPLYING: ...Fine.It’s awkward. Awkward as most things are when you’re having a chance encounter with an old flame who you've been ghosting for two weeks straight.