ofvanity



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    During his brief stint as a prisoner of the Order, Draco Malfoy notices that Hermione doesn't look to be doing too well. He had always assumed that, given her brilliant mind and gentle nature, those on her side would ensure she is taken care of. Evidently not. Must he really do everything himself?

    -

    OR: Dark Draco decides he'd rather like to keep the pretty Healer for himself, since it seems no one else can take proper care of her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    122,850
    Chapters:
    33/33
    Comments:
    6,775
    Kudos:
    17,984
    Bookmarks:
    6,041
    Hits:
    815,756

    25 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lingered in my mind for days afterwards...

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    195,969
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    7,315
    Kudos:
    28,994
    Bookmarks:
    11,480
    Hits:
    1,706,337

    07 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I dream about this at night

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    199,548
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Collections:
    208
    Comments:
    13,029
    Kudos:
    94,417
    Bookmarks:
    29,513
    Hits:
    5,091,489

    07 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read this and have your life changed forever

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Cosa Nostra: (kō'sə nō'strə) etym: Italian n. The branch of the Mafia operating in the United States. Literally, "our thing" or "this thing of ours."


    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,831
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    562
    Kudos:
    5,026
    Bookmarks:
    1,689
    Hits:
    102,527

    12 Mar 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fun as fuck. I want to marry this Danny.

  5. Rec 24

    Tags
    Summary

    It’s the number he was thinking of, but he can’t remember if it’s the number he chose.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,539
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,347

    04 Aug 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Slow and exquisite.