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Deep within the dingy streets of the Republic of Pirates is a very specific business venture (a brand management-slash-PR firm) that has managed to stay afloat. The plucky proprietor will say that his survival comes down to his hard work and creativity — he did manage to get the Republic’s Gift Shoppe into the black, after all.
He is less likely to say that a great deal of his success is also due to the fact that he somehow managed to land two absolutely unhinged pirate captains as major clients. Part of that is because his contracts do have confidentiality clauses, thank you very much! And he is, of course, a professional.
(The bigger reason might be that said unhinged captains cause him enough stress when they’re not even trying — who knows what they might do to him if they hear he’s blabbing and actually want to make his life miserable. So no, he’s certainly not going to tell any tales about them. Aside from the ones he’s being paid to tell, that is.)
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23 Sep 2025
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The Revenge spots a drifting, seemingly abandoned ship. Is it haunted, overrun by demons, or full of vampire-mermaids? Probably none of the above, Ed and Stede think, though some of the crew have different ideas. There does seem to be something wrong about that ship though. It warrants some investigation.
This is a ghost story/horror genre (not too scary) multi-chapter story set in the wonderful Co-Captains time before everything went to hell. This story is now complete.
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Ed cracks a most delightful grin and puts his hand on his heart. “Tell you what, if I die before you, promise I’ll come back and haunt the fuck outta you, mate.”
“That would be absolutely lovely. Thank you.”
Ed laughs again and Stede watches his face light up. His eyes are adjusting to the dark, and he can see the outline of Ed’s features again, and can catch the flash of white teeth. Stede could swear that when Ed tosses his head laughing, the faint light from the moon and stars flows like water through the silver in his hair.
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22 Sep 2025
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I'm not looking to get a handjob from the cabin boy. What am I, fifteen? by Steve Bonnet (MartinKBlackwoodESQ)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Aug 2022
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Ed asks Lucius for help. Set somewhere between episodes 7 and 8.
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30 Jul 2025
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In which Stede and Ed are stuck ashore, and accidentally become pen pals. You've Got Ye Olde Maile!
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But what do you do Thomas, thats lefd you so wanting for a thrill that you need to spy thru a thiket of chiken scradch on the spelling atrossittys of strangers? Is Royal James a royal bore?
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22 Jul 2025
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Ed finds Stede Bonnet's Filofax and tries being Stede Bonnet on for size. It's going okay until he meets the real Stede Bonnet.
A deeply stupid modern take on the "Ed wants to steal Stede's identity" idea. Unbetaed.
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10 Jun 2025