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    let’s meet once more by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    11 Feb 2025

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    [Rerun of FIRST WORLD, FIRST LIFE!]

    Shen Jiu frowns. He already knows that, no need to say it again. Why is it saying that…again?

    Wait.

    No.

    Upon seeing his sudden disagreement the thing says: [This is nonnegotiable!]

    Or where Shen Jiu finds himself back in his original world.

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    02 Jan 2024

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    Improper use of the systems chat feature by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    13 Oct 2025

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    Airplane-bro: fuck marry kill

    Airplane-bro: Yue Qingyuan, Liu Qingge and Qi Qingqi

    Cucumber-bro: qqq would castrate me in my sleep

    Airplane-bro: no more like she’d cut your dick off right before the wedding so that she could claim you were incapable of upholding your marital duties and then elope with her handmaiden

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    The systems chat feature is visible to everyone unbeknownst to Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu.

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    15 Nov 2023

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    When There's Nothing Left by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    12 Aug 2025

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    People would find out immediately, he realised. And oh, if they found out what he did, how Liu Qingge lived only because of him, they would laud him for it - then they would keep him in a cocoon for the rest of his short life. He wouldn’t be able to ascend with the others anymore, wouldn’t be able to go on missions or use Xiu Ya any better than a mortal could.

    He could no longer practice inedia, or hell, even keep up with his disciples who already had half-formed golden cores. Who would listen to him now, who would respect him now? What good was a strategist who couldn’t keep up with the men he ordered around? What good was a teacher who couldn’t demonstrate anything he taught to his students?

    What good was a cultivator who couldn’t fucking cultivate?

    Shen Qingqiu manages to save Liu Qingge's life in the Lingxi Caves at the expense of his own cultivation and immortality. Now condemned to a short, brutish life as a mortal again, Shen Jiu chooses to leave it all behind and eke out a small living while he can, aware that death could be at his door any day now.

    After all, what else does he have to live for?

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    08 Oct 2023

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    Shen Yuan of No Relation by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    22 Sep 2025

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    There is a boy digging a hole.

    There should be nothing special about him. He is one of many children digging holes, each and every one eager to get a spot on Cang Qiong Mountain. At a distance, there was black hair and shabby clothes.

    Yue Qingyuan could not look away from him.

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    In a world where they are the same age, Shen Yuan is going to try his very best to become the best friend of his favorite protagonist and prevent the blackening of Luo Binghe! Only, there is a problem.

    Shen Yuan looks way too much like the scum villain himself, Shen Qingqiu.

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    06 Sep 2023

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    Snap, Snap by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Addams Family - All Media Types  

    08 Nov 2022

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    I feel like there should be at least one tma/Addams family crossover.

    So what if Jon was an Addams?

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    21 Aug 2023