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Astarion helps update Gale’s dating profile. Or, two men try to bully each other into having self-esteem and then have sex about it.
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- Part 1 of Both a Bit Pathetic
Bookmarked by omomo21
11 Jun 2026
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After they arrive in Baldur's Gate and Gale has another particularly unpleasant conversation with Mystra, he just wants to go out, have fun and get drunk enough to forget about it all for a night. And who better to ask for company than local hedonist and complete mess of a man, Astarion?
Inspired by that one line of banter where Astarion says that he pictured his return to Baldur's Gate to include days of hedonistic debauchery and Gale says that it sounds like a recipe for disaster but he is starting to enjoy the taste of chaos.
Bookmarked by omomo21
11 Jun 2026
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Vampire spawn Astarion is sent by his master Cazador to steal from Archmage Dekarios’ infamous tower, encountering a series of increasingly frustrating magical defenses along the way. Apparently, the wizard has a sense of humor.
Bookmarked by omomo21
09 Jun 2026
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A drunken bet comes to haunt Gale in the very best of ways.
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“Awww, you do remember,” Astarion says, running a finger over Gale’s fire-hot cheeks.
Gale takes a slow breath through his nose. In and out. Trust him to fuck it up with his… roommate(?) in the first twelve hours of cohabitation.
“Regrettably, I do. I must apologise for my conduct last night. I have been most discourteous to you and I sincerely hope I have not offended you too deeply.”
“Oh, pish posh. Do you think you're the first drunkard to make an arse out of himself in front of me? Though. That apology was very droll.”Series
- Part 1 of (Not usually a) Gambling Man
Bookmarked by omomo21
07 Jun 2026
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This one is different because it’s ours by houseofthestars
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Jan 2024
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Gale shifts in a way that looks like an attempt at a shrug, but then makes another alarmed noise when the vines shift around him in response.
“Fuck,” says Astarion, and then “Fuck,” and then, “Well. Let’s just try, and then. Ah. If it doesn’t work… we’ll try something else.”
He pulls out his dagger, and Gale makes another little abortive noise. Oh, he supposes it is rather large, isn’t it. All the better to stab people. Less useful for precision Gale extraction.
“Look, it’s this or an even bigger knife,” Astarion says, with only the faintest sliver of contrition. He sighs. “You know I know my way around a blade, Gale. You’re just going to have to trust me.”
Bookmarked by omomo21
07 Jun 2026
