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Astarion helps update Gale’s dating profile. Or, two men try to bully each other into having self-esteem and then have sex about it.
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- Part 1 of Both a Bit Pathetic
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11 Jun 2026
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After they arrive in Baldur's Gate and Gale has another particularly unpleasant conversation with Mystra, he just wants to go out, have fun and get drunk enough to forget about it all for a night. And who better to ask for company than local hedonist and complete mess of a man, Astarion?
Inspired by that one line of banter where Astarion says that he pictured his return to Baldur's Gate to include days of hedonistic debauchery and Gale says that it sounds like a recipe for disaster but he is starting to enjoy the taste of chaos.
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11 Jun 2026
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Vampire spawn Astarion is sent by his master Cazador to steal from Archmage Dekarios’ infamous tower, encountering a series of increasingly frustrating magical defenses along the way. Apparently, the wizard has a sense of humor.
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09 Jun 2026
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A drunken bet comes to haunt Gale in the very best of ways.
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“Awww, you do remember,” Astarion says, running a finger over Gale’s fire-hot cheeks.
Gale takes a slow breath through his nose. In and out. Trust him to fuck it up with his… roommate(?) in the first twelve hours of cohabitation.
“Regrettably, I do. I must apologise for my conduct last night. I have been most discourteous to you and I sincerely hope I have not offended you too deeply.”
“Oh, pish posh. Do you think you're the first drunkard to make an arse out of himself in front of me? Though. That apology was very droll.”Series
- Part 1 of (Not usually a) Gambling Man
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07 Jun 2026
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This one is different because it’s ours by houseofthestars
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Jan 2024
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Gale shifts in a way that looks like an attempt at a shrug, but then makes another alarmed noise when the vines shift around him in response.
“Fuck,” says Astarion, and then “Fuck,” and then, “Well. Let’s just try, and then. Ah. If it doesn’t work… we’ll try something else.”
He pulls out his dagger, and Gale makes another little abortive noise. Oh, he supposes it is rather large, isn’t it. All the better to stab people. Less useful for precision Gale extraction.
“Look, it’s this or an even bigger knife,” Astarion says, with only the faintest sliver of contrition. He sighs. “You know I know my way around a blade, Gale. You’re just going to have to trust me.”
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07 Jun 2026
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Astarion had always been uncommonly aware of Gale's heartbeat which is exactly why he noticed he was the one to speed it up this time.
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- Part 13 of Kinktober 2023
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02 Jun 2026
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Gale detonates the orb during the final fight. Astarion is left to pick up the pieces—and then to pick up Mystra's call for the Crown of Karsus in exchange for a Wish spell.
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10 May 2026
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“What's he like?” she asks. “Your wizard?”
He seems to think about it for a moment.
“Arrogant,” he finally says. “Insufferably clever. He claimed he could have been Mystra's Chosen, but he turned her down.”
The group (sans Tav) meet Astarion by the beach. They don't meet Gale. If you ask Astarion, that just means they have to look harder.
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09 May 2026
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With the orb removed, Gale has become more powerful than ever. The house is alive, there are sparks flying everywhere, and in the middle of it all Astarion quickly finds himself bewitched.
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27 Apr 2026
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Some time in between Gale tripping over his own feet and then spell-checking an enemy mage mid-incantation Astarion’s stupid unbeating heart decided to flip flop around like a fish dying on the beach and attach itself to the wizard. Ugh.
Step one: woo the wizard.
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Five times Astarion tries to flirt his way into Gale's bed, and one time he doesn't have to.
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26 Apr 2026
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Like most of Gale’s problems since the Nautiloid, this whole mess is Tav’s fault. He doesn’t know exactly what Tav told Astarion when Gale was out of the room, but he trusts that they didn’t betray his confidence. Probably.
Whatever it is has made Astarion act even stranger than normal and it is threatening Gale’s very carefully curated compartmentalization of his feelings for the man.
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23 Apr 2026
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Like passing through a sound and light-proof curtain, the invisible edge of Gale's modified privacy spell gives way as the elf pushes closer, filling Astarion's ears with the tumultuous drumbeat of the wizard's heart. It's not the soothing rhythm of a heart at peace. It's more like the accelerated pace that he's used to hearing when Gale is forced to push his physical limits in battle, a brisk, throbbing pulse of hot blood that leaves Astarion's fangs aching and his mouth watering. But there's also a wet sound: a squishing, squelching noise, like–
Gale's voice catches in a gasp before rising in a strung-out moan, and the elf suddenly realizes what he's overhearing.
OR: A nosy vampire sneaks up to Gale's tent one night to find out why he's being so unusually quiet. And boy, does he get an eyeful.
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07 Apr 2026
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Gale doesn’t need a new bed frame, he thinks, but his not-quite-boyfriend Astarion insists it’s time for a change. So he finds himself in IKEA, being dragged around by a man who is having the time of his life. Not that he can complain, because a sore throat has rendered him mute. Something that Astarion is intent on taking advantage of.
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- Part 3 of Crack Shack Creations
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04 Apr 2026
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What if the reason Gale's father isn't around is because he was one of Astarion's victims?
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03 Apr 2026
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“Don’t blame this all on me,” Astarion snaps, defensively.
The door swings open. “Don’t blame this all on you?” Gale splutters. He’s dressed, but still has a faint smear of lipstick at the corner of his mouth. “Saer ‘Let’s Partake In Some Hedonistic Debauchery?’ You suggested this, and now we’re both missing a day of our lives, I’m missing some very important clothing, and we have no idea what humiliation awaits us downstairs.”
“I think you’ll find you were fully signed up to the hedonistic debauchery, if you recall,” Astarion retorts. “You encouraged it, even. ‘I’m learning to enjoy the taste of chaos,’ you said.”
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28 Mar 2026
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Gale is busy running "The Orb" and hiding his feelings from the sexy delivery driver Astarion. But they exchange books and they are flirting (aren't they?) and maybe this could be something good. Of course Gale's soulmate died before he was even born, but that can't mean he will be alone forever, right?
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22 Mar 2026
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Gale and Astarion discover they got married while drunk the previous night, featuring Grumpy Gale and Little Shit Astarion.
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14 Mar 2026
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so shut your mouth (and run me like a river) by cweepa
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Mar 2025
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Wyll looks amused. “But to answer your question: I don’t see anything, I’m afraid. Save for impressive craftsmanship.”
“Exactly!” Astarion snaps his fingers, triumphant. “But here’s the thing – there’s no need for us to see Gale’s – ah, craftsmanship, it’s inappropriate, borderline obscene –”
“What?” Now, Wyll seems truly tickled. “Astarion, I was referring to the robe. Don’t you wonder where those scales came from?” He pauses. Tilts his head to the side, swirls his stupid wine in his stupid glass. “What were you talking about?”
In which one Wavemother’s robe helps Astarion discovers the true – hah – scale of the problem at hand. Specifically: the one in his pants.
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12 Mar 2026
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“Oh, you’ve done it now!” Gale said. “What if it’s cursed? You can’t just pick up and wear every shiny thing you see. Consider yourself lucky we’ve not been struck by lightning outright!”
And how in the hells was Astarion supposed to know?
Astarion finds a ring. He and Gale find themselves a lot closer than anticipated.
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10 Mar 2026
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Phantasmal Psychology by positivejam for prince_of_fics
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
14 Feb 2024
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Lord Astarion holds grand masquerades that are attended by the finest of the Gate. He samples the populace like wine; finding a taste for fat blooded noblemen and soft academics. And he kills with impunity, now– once slitting a beggar’s throat who had kicked up dust on his finest boots.
So why does sad little Professor Dekarios still elude him so?
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06 Mar 2026