16 Works by onethousandyearsofdeath
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What Kakashi wants and what he’ll allow himself are two separate things entirely. He wants to fill the spaces between his fingers, the sun awakening him as the smile of his lover greets him. He wants someone to come home to after a mission, someone to take care of him. He’s perfectly capable of doing these things himself, but he thinks it’d be… nice. To have someone care if he made it back in one piece, who doesn’t give a damn about the mission, just him.
He’s not fool enough to think that Minato will give him this. He’s his sensei, and in love with another at that. He knows where his place will be in all this. And perhaps he should feel more ashamed of that. But. Just for this once. Or until Minato tires of him. He’ll allow himself this one thing, however Minato chooses to give it to him.
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- Part 1 of will you light the gas, please?
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hound. hound is vicious.
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It should have been a scandal. He should have been kicked out of Konoha and shamed for being a home wrecker. He should be desolate and crying himself to sleep every night. Instead he’s sleeping in their guest room, the crib Naruto had used painted baby-pink for the bastard girl Minato had fucked into him. Minato dotes on him now, casting aside his wife.
But her husband’s not here right now, and he's left his darling little mouse at home alone with the cat.
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- Part 5 of the mamas and the papas
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cooking is a gift from the gods, spices are a gift from the devil by onethousandyearsofdeath for NikkiCross
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Jan 2023
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Kakashi lives in fear every day of his life.
He may be ANBU, may risk his life and end others on a daily basis, but this. This he fears above all. His very health, reputation, and house on the line every time he comes home.
Because for all the lovable, adorable, talented, all the adjectives that his boyfriend is...
Shisui can't cook worth for shit. -
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Kakashi’s chest tightens as the lengthy cock before him hardens before his gaze. He looks around the room, counting the gods soon to defile him. There is no escape, no descent from this house of gods and rape. He wishes he had died on that battlefield, Obito be damned for bringing him here.
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- Part 4 of the mamas and the papas
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She’d told no one, too embarrassed, too prideful, too ashamed of her affliction, but Minato had caught on anyway, derided her for not coming to him sooner. His wife, he’d explained, was something of an expert when it came to having a beast inside, being the village’s jinchūriki, after all. Kakashi isn’t quite sure this was the helpfulness he’d had in mind.
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- Part 2 of turn the page
- Part 3 of the mamas and the papas
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and you deserve it, you do, and you know this by onethousandyearsofdeath
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Oct 2022
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"And what," Sasuke says harshly, thrusting her heavy silicon cock back into Kakashi's dripping cunt, "exactly, makes you think something as silly as a safe word will get you out of this?"
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- Part 1 of turn the page
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The first time she asks him to play with her, it’s a shy knock on his door, a fierce blush splashed across her face as his dad, with his kind face, long white hair, and deadly skills opens the door. He smiles as she squeaks out her request to play with his son, stating that they’d just settled down for a game of shogi, but he has dinner to make, so why doesn’t she take his place? She doesn’t mention that she’s never played before, only ever seen her grandpa playing her father. She nods imperceptibly as he lets her in, guiding her with a hand on his shoulder to the back room where the board game is laid out, two cushions on either side of the board, the farther one occupied by the little white-haired boy she’d come to play with.
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He’s never felt the need to drink, and he’s paid plenty well for the simple apartment he keeps on his rare days off, so really. He doesn’t understand why people people can’t keep it in their pants, in their pocket, or in the bottle.
That is, until Itachi joins.
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He turns around slowly, taking in his surroundings, until he finally lands on the Yellow Flash.
“Jesus god,” he curses, eyes full of wonder as his cock fills his pants.
“I prefer Minato, if we’re being perfectly honest,” he says, giving a toothy grin.
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Kushina is a bad person. Kakashi’s only thirteen. He’s gone through so much and he just wants some soft affection. She’s corrupting him, desecrating him. She shouldn’t do this. But Kakashi bats his long eyelashes, the honeyed gaze of wholesomeness she knows has been tainted by the manipulative tendencies of the shinobi system, and she can’t stop herself. She wants him. She needs him. And if the dilation of his pupils threatening to turn his mismatched eyes full black is anything to go by, he wants her too.
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- Part 2 of the mamas and the papas
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“You’ll do this because I can taste your guilt on my tongue. You failed Obito, and you couldn’t stop Itachi’s cleanse or my defection. You owe the Uchiha your entire reputation, so you’ll provide my clan’s descendants. Our clan. You can finally be one of us, fully and truly. Say you’ll do this.”
“Do I have a choice?” he asks roughly.
“As much of a choice as I had when I became the beast before you.”
“Then I suppose this is my penance.”
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- Part 1 of the mamas and the papas
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He's shaking. He never thought he'd see the day where he'd finally—finally—figure out what happened to his father. What truly happened, not the bullshit story the government gave him. It all leads back to the one person he knew in his gut he never should have trusted. The only one he had been truly suspicious of, but had never had concrete evidence. The one who just might be his salvation. Or his demise.
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It's a funny thing, the way life works. Funny how Obito’s only at this strip club because his dumb friends Kotetsu and Izumo begged him to "experience the bliss of tits" even though Obito’s one hundred and ten percent gay. Funny because said tits are performing right in front of him but he only has eyes for the bartender in a muscle tee ten feet away from their table. Funny because said bartender is stirring a cocktail, but all Obito wants to do stir his guts. But the most amusing part is that bartender is Obito’s mate.
He just doesn't know it yet.
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Obito stands before Kakashi’s body, staring down at him, a cold indifference shutting out the anger, the resentment, the guilt, buried within him like Kakashi lays buried in the rubble left by Pain’s assault. A wind sweeps by, silver hair swaying, disturbing the utter stillness he’s been reduced to.
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Ok, but really, why was all of Konoha so invested in his sex life? He’s a high-ranking ninja who’s always on one mission or another, for god’s sake. He doesn’t have time for… that. Also? Why does he need a significant other? Why can’t the village leave him in peace to wander around with his nose in a smut-filled book? He can be horny all by himself thank you very much. And if he ever does find someone who can tolerate him, he’s going to purposely be one of those super annoying couples that no one can stand being around.
Which sparks an idea.