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“Good morning, Roaringsview! This is your daily news anchor, and before we get into the weather forecast for today, the APD has a quick announcement to make. Last night, officers identified Grey Zanders: a 26-year-old man of short hair, abnormal size, and found covered in blood. Forensic evidence of the–now deserted–church and nearby towns show signs of arson. While he’s been charged with 12 years in prison for his crimes, what’s strange is Grey’s lack of defense in court… Well, no use worrying about it, I’m just the weatherman! [Cue laugh track] Now, onto the weather!...”