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something in the work will make a fool of you by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
26 May 2026
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As Jay wakes up he realizes he had the same dream again. It wasn't identical, but it was in the same unkempt house with the sun setting through the front window, at the same piano. And the man who ruined his life yesterday was wearing a really, really stupid hat.
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Matt and Jay are stuck in a cursed world where they never met. Jay is corporate jingle writer, and Matt is the hedge fund manager about to liquidate his office. They don't remember their real lives, or each other. They have a lot of soul searching to do before they can escape. -
shock, shift and shake off by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
04 May 2026
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“My mind is a black box, even to myself.” He shrugs.
“You’d tell me though, if something was super fucked up?” Jay says, letting go of him.
“You know me, man. If something was even a little fucked up, you think I’d shut up about it?”
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Matt comes to a realization, makes a plan, and Jay doesn't really notice at first. -
why tonight, why tonight? by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
20 Apr 2026
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“I met a dental hygienist that was wearing a dog collar when we first got here, we danced and then he gave me a mint from a little baggy. It made sense that he’d carry those around, but then…” He just shrugs.
“Oh, Birdie,” He laughs, but it’s desperate, like a cry for help from the bottom of a well. “Was it - minty?” His voice sounds three octaves too high.
“I couldn’t tell. It’s so loud in here.”---
Matt and Jay plan to enthrall the Rivoli’s new booking agent at a gay club. Jay accidentally takes ecstasy thinking it's a breath mint, and Matt is subjected to torments previously unique to the trenches of WWI. It's going to be a long, long night.
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The...Boyfriend? by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
06 Apr 2026
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“Ok. Yeah. So you - you…” Matt nodded, slowly. “We - me? You - yeah…huh. And me. Us! Ok, eight years. Eight big, big years. Matt, and Jay. This entire time. So…so cool.”
He sunk down onto his knees on the couch, still nodding, with a dumbfounded, agonized grin on his face.------
Jay was humiliated when he realized that he'd been dating Matt for about four years. In another four years, Matt will lose his mind completely when he realizes he's been dating Jay for eight.
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these are panic punches, but your arms have grown by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
02 Apr 2026
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He was freaking out.
“Matt, listen.”
Matt was drinking water straight from the kitchen faucet in his underwear and an open flannel shirt, not listening. He was barely awake.
“Matt!”
“What?” He turned around.
“I need you on the best behavior of your life today.”
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Jay is twenty-six years old and attending his grandma’s funeral. An extraordinarily unfunny story with hand stuff at the end.