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First of Her Name by optimouse
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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Melisandre had a plan. Melisandre did not keep in mind that the blood of kings was the blood of magic, and that meant that the plans of priestesses would need to keep in mind the potent nature of that blood itself.
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- Part 2 of Unburnt
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Rhaelle Targaryen muses from Dragonstone about her grandchildren, their children, her extended family, and her impending trip North.
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- Part 1 of Unburnt
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Unburnt by optimouse
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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New legislation mandates all individuals campaigning for the post of Minister of Magic, must be a Pureblood of at least three (3) generations.
Tom Riddle is a genius, and originally he was planning on just murdering his way into this, but now?
Well.
Tom Riddle was a very very petty man,
and nobody discriminates against him.Or
Tom Riddle decides to fuck with the Ministry of Magic, becomes Lawful Evil, and somehow, accidentally, gets a literal goat in office.
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27 Mar 2024
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Muggle Studies is Economics in Disguise by May_May_0_0
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2022
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Dumbledore’s train when he dies brings him to an alternate universe with Tom Riddle asking for the defense post. There, he rights his wrongs and hires Tom Riddle as a Defense Professor to keep him from becoming Voldemort. It works. (Mostly.) Canon!Harry does the same unintentionally when he is a Firm Adult and stumbles into this AU Hogwarts hoping to teach defense. He cannot bc Tom. There is only teaching one spot available: Muggle Studies. Chaos ensues as Muggle Studies becomes everyone’s favorite class and gains a reputation as the most difficult course at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle is enraged, concerned, and… turned on?
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Bookmarked by optimouse
08 Jan 2024
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Xavier Thorpe didn’t exactly expect Wednesday to use the cell phone he purchased for her. It was a ridiculous idea, a whim, a fancy. But something had compelled him to try. So, it was with some shock, two weeks into their break from Nevermore, that Xavier’s phone buzzed on his nightstand.
In which, Wednesday discovers her cell phone camera, though only filtered through a black and white lens and Xavier finds himself even more under her spell as a darker side of him begins to seep through his well maintained facade.
Xavier Thorpe POV
I’ve been toying with this darker idea of Xavier since Ajax’s line, “Bro’s got a darker side most people don’t see..”
This story is now rated Explicit. First three chapters are Mature. Please note the new tags.
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08 Mar 2023
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The Practical Applications of Linguistics by icarus_chained
Fandoms: Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Highlander: The Series
07 Sep 2012
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Cracky ficlet. Peter Matthews (Methos) gives the White Council a language lesson, much to Harry Dresden's amusement.
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- 726
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05 Jul 2022
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The Sewing of Wings by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse)
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
10 Nov 2021
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When Golly opened his door to Barrel clients, he didn't count on becoming attached.
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11 Apr 2022