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When Zoro accidentally interrupts TikTok chef Sanji—his roommate and year-long crush—during a live stream, their distant relationship blossoms into a bond strengthened by tipsy dancing, Betty Crocker cookies, taxes, and an excessive amount of sexual tension.
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5 times accidents brought Zoro and Sanji closer together, and the 1 time this brought them close enough to cross the finish line.
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04 May 2026
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“Zoro,” Chopper said slowly. “What’s the last thing you remember?”
Zoro screwed his face up, as if he was thinking. Sanji resisted the urge to make a crack about how much work that was for him.
“I remember going over Reverse Mountain,” he said finally. “I think we were…yeah we had just arrived on Little Garden. And you owe me Cook ‘cause I caught the biggest dinosaur you have ever seen. So I won!” he finished triumphantly.
Sanji stared at him.
*Zoro bangs his head in a minor scuffle and forgets everything that happened in the last three years, including the small detail that he and Sanji are now in love. Sanji does not cope very well.
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02 May 2026
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Mold in the shower, burns on the carpet, and nothing but hot sauce and pickles in the kitchen. Sanji doesn't know it yet, but the apartment he's moving into—and the alpha he's sharing it with—will change his life.
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10 Apr 2026
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They’d arrived at the island of Mae to catch the end of a brutal, bloody conflict between the island natives and a band of thugs from further inland. After helpfully settling the conflict, the townspeople of Mae offer to throw the Strawhats an island-wide party complete with food, dancing, music and free credit at the best brothel their town has to offer.
Wherein Sanji smokes a questionable substance prepared by a local devil-fruit user and gets a little bit hornier (and a little bit looser with his inhibitions) than he ever intended to be around a certain swordsman.
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27 Mar 2026
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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27 Mar 2026