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Patrick has two things on his mind: the annoying jerk who has ruined his weekend sleep schedule by hosting an early morning pickleball club outside Patrick’s window, and Pete, the cute neighborhood guy he keeps inviting over for dinner.
Pete also has two things on his mind: the annoying jerk who keeps sending him salty emails about his pickleball club meetings, and Patrick, the cute neighborhood guy who keeps inviting him over for dinner.
What could possibly go wrong?
(featuring passive aggressive anonymous emails, dinner dates, a cute dog, and enemies to lovers who don't even know they're enemies)
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02 May 2026
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New Friends Are Golden by mummifiedgoose for conflicted_constellation
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, The Young Blood Chronicles - Fall Out Boy (Music Video)
27 Dec 2024
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"Patrick is struggling, yes, trying to wiggle his way out of Andy’s grip, yes, and his face is scrunched up in a half snarl but no teeth are bared. His struggle is.. desperate. Like he too is panicking. It’s not.. The same. None of this is the same. If he really wanted to he could probably fight back. Andy’s in his space, he could headbutt him, shit, bite him, something. This isn’t the same vicious nature as before. This is different, this is something different, someone different."
Or, the piece that is an offshoot of my main Post-YBC series in which after everything Patrick's brainwashing needs a cause to follow so it chooses what matters most to Patrick- the rest of the band. This creates Goldie, an alternate personality of sorts that is dead set on protecting the rest of Fall Out Boy even after wartime. See notes for more details.
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02 Dec 2025
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After being left at the altar some years ago, Gerard has faced nothing but humiliating pity and smothering from his eccentric family. When Mikey announces he's getting married in California and hosting a grand family vacation at a resort, Gerard can't stand the thought of having to endure the same routine all over again. Until Ray plants a crazy but brilliant idea in his head— hiring Frank Iero, a gorgeous date escort, to pose as his fake boyfriend to finally get his family off his back and put an end to the excessive coddling. A week of Christmas cheer by the sea, bubbling family drama, and pretending a kiss or two under the mistletoe is only for show even if Gerard's heart is pounding the entire time.
Bookmarked by papileviathan
12 Jul 2025

