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It was 6 years ago you settled down in Earth C, and your mind seemed to drift to the past. You found solace in memory more so than people, despite half the memories being tragically traumatic. Currently, this mindset doesn't matter. Currently you're in bed thinking about how to word the fact you feel hotter than usual, more easily nervous, and a little more impulsive, all around your best friend. And you're starting to wonder if the future might interest you more.
OR john has a fat crush on dave and tries to suppress the feelings of want to make out with him ://
(basically i wanted to make a johndave fanfic in epilogue style where dirk and john fight over the narrative, don't ask why or HOW john has narration shit (maybe to do with retcon?), i didn't even understand why the hell dirk had it but it adds some pizazz and it's unique...-ish (not sure if it's been done before, i don't avidly read every homestuck fanfic) so SHRUG.)
the title is from banks by lincoln!!
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30 Sep 2025
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Tenna and spamton had been travelling together, since they'd both hit rock bottom.
One night, in their hotel room, Tenna gets a little hot under the collar...
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- Part 2 of Mr. Ant Tenna after dark
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26 Aug 2025
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Your name is Dave Strider, and you head-over-heels in love.
With your best friend.
Who is heterosexual.
And married.
You aren't sure how long you can keep this up.
[WELP the original story I had up of this was accidentally deleted. Sorry for any confusion!]
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06 Jan 2025
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One must always declare the presence of certain things as soon as one becomes aware of them: Cows. Dogs. And rain. And when you get caught in the rain with your crush? There's only one thing to do.
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12 Oct 2023
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Dave finds out that, unbeknownst to him, John ectobiologized their baby, and goes back in time to try and stop it from happening.
But it's never that easy, is it?
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12 Oct 2023