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You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up.
You were five. First year of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result.
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09 Jul 2019
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And Other Fun Free Time Activities: A Memoir by Dirk Strider
The game's over. Universe created, quest completed, mortal vessel resoundingly sublimated—time to figure out what to do with the rest of his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his heart and soul into it.
Oh, who is he kidding. He's a fucking disaster.
(Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)
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16 Dec 2018
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Fait Accompli(cation) by IntelligentAirhead (Dragonomatopoeia), obstinateRixatrix
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Jul 2016
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In Which a Mutant and an Alien Meander Towards a Quadrant of Indeterminate Identity at a Glacial Pace While Examining the Internalized Toxicity Perpetuated by Their Respective Societies, and The Nature of Friendship is Determined to Be More Universal Than Originally Theorized [Banned In Alternia]
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- Part 1 of F(A)
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27 Apr 2016
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Unfortunately, you don't fancy your brother's suggestion on how to break the news to John...
There's no other way out of it, you're going to have to just tell him.*Now with gorgeous art by the wonderful Polyglotplatypus!*
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- Part 1 of Choose your own Epilogue
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20 Apr 2016
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There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.
“So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”
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18 Apr 2016
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Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?
This is the story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas, on the longest journey of their lives.
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14 Apr 2016
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26 Dec 2015
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Genos gets roped into an embarrassing publicity stunt, and no one is happy about it.
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24 Dec 2015
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24 Dec 2015
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01 Sep 2015
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People say when you meet your soulmate, it's immediately clear: you are filled with a sense of joy and love and rightness that you have never felt before. Most people don't have to put up with as much bullshit as Dave Strider. [Based off of this post: http://kenezbian.tumblr.com/post/83532261235]
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- Part 1 of Fluorescence
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17 Jul 2015
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Your favorite place on the ship is a small wing of the upper deck dining hall called a “coffee shop.” You don’t really know much about it, actually, except for the little things you hear now and then. Coffee is a drink from a planet called Earth, as is the alien chained to the counter, who calls itself a “human.” You only know that much because you overheard it say so to an angry highblood once.
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09 Jul 2015
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After months of waiting, John has come to visit Dave for the summer. While they have been best friends for years over the internet, Dave's true feelings for him begin to manifest as they meet for the first time in real life.
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24 Jun 2015
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you would be damned if you were going to miss the Grimdark concert because of a cold.
In which Dave is the lead singer of a band, and Karkat has front row tickets.
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Your name is Dave Strider. Your memory is failing to behave in a linear manner. Sometimes you wake up younger, sometimes you wake up older. Sometimes your memory skips and you do not understand where you were last.
Your name is John Egbert. You love Dave Strider. His time travel is an unsolvable problem you will forever be pretending to solve in a hopeless attempt to be by his side.
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Dave tries to kill himself and ends up in a coma that's instantly deemed fatal. Meanwhile, John finds a series of letters addressed to him depicting all of Dave's feelings towards him.
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As if it wasn't hard enough to lose all his memories and wake up in a completely unfamiliar place, John now has to remember who he used to be, all while being judged on his eternal placement in the afterlife. With his gun-happy roommate, and shade wearing douchebag of a friend, they begin to uncover their pasts, and learn they may not all be strangers to each other.
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A young pilot walks into a bar. He orders chocolate milk and accidentally begins to ruin the bartender's life. -
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Dave wears a clean red suit and says he's a demon. John runs a bookstore and says he's busy.
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09 Jan 2014
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first johndave fic i ever read. took me a while to find it again but i'm glad i did.
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There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's, the guitarists that have a little talent, but only know three songs. They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert.
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09 Jan 2014