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Draco has worked hard to gain a reputation as an unbiased reporter for the Prophet.
He never imagined this would lead to Harry Potter offering him a job, or how much accepting said job would change his life.
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"I've had an idea," Harry said, "You were there that night, at Greengrass Moor, when I …" he trailed off looking embarrassed."When you told everyone they ought to be fucking grateful and leave you the hell alone? Yes, it's one of my fondest memories." Draco wasn't trying to annoy, it was true, and the image of Potter swearing at Draco's idiot, fame-whore of a boss was something that never failed to make him smile.
Harry flushed, "I didn't mean it, not in the way it came out, and certainly I didn't mean to shout it at the editor of the Prophet."
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04 Aug 2026
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Two years after the war, and Harry’s content with his life. OK, so it’s a little annoying that he keeps winning Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor award, and he’s really not looking forward to the unveiling of an enormous gold statue of himself, but he loves his friends, and he loves being an Auror. And if he yearns for something more, something he can barely bring himself to think about, well, he’ll probably get over it. No one’s happy all the time, are they?
But then everything changes, and Harry’s thrown into a new and dazzling world he’s not sure he can actually escape from. And as time goes on, he starts to wonder: does he actually want to?
AKA the one where Draco is a - sort of - Muggle pop star (it's complicated)
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02 Aug 2026
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EB: it's that you can't that worries me!
TG: dude i can any time i want to
EB: you're lying man, it's pretty obvious.
EB: i see you typing there mister!
EB: if you claim it's ironic, i'll be the one punching you!Bookmarked by peachmania
29 May 2026
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This guide will help you with formatting pesterlogs using the Homestuck Work Skin. It is also very silly.
Now featuring the Almighty Cheat Sheet of Doom - a special cut-out-and-keep sheet with every HTML code you'll ever need to be a Pestering Master.
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24 May 2026
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The first time you pass by the troll in the box you kind of try not to see it.
It's gross as fuck when people do this. You guess maybe it's better than driving them out into the country and dumping them to make it on their own, or those stories you've heard about people dumping unwanted wrigglers in sacks into rivers--those you try not to think about because fuck, that is not okay on any level but it's not like you can do shit about it.
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24 May 2026