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Draco has worked hard to gain a reputation as an unbiased reporter for the Prophet.
He never imagined this would lead to Harry Potter offering him a job, or how much accepting said job would change his life.
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"I've had an idea," Harry said, "You were there that night, at Greengrass Moor, when I …" he trailed off looking embarrassed."When you told everyone they ought to be fucking grateful and leave you the hell alone? Yes, it's one of my fondest memories." Draco wasn't trying to annoy, it was true, and the image of Potter swearing at Draco's idiot, fame-whore of a boss was something that never failed to make him smile.
Harry flushed, "I didn't mean it, not in the way it came out, and certainly I didn't mean to shout it at the editor of the Prophet."
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04 Aug 2026
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Two years after the war, and Harry’s content with his life. OK, so it’s a little annoying that he keeps winning Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor award, and he’s really not looking forward to the unveiling of an enormous gold statue of himself, but he loves his friends, and he loves being an Auror. And if he yearns for something more, something he can barely bring himself to think about, well, he’ll probably get over it. No one’s happy all the time, are they?
But then everything changes, and Harry’s thrown into a new and dazzling world he’s not sure he can actually escape from. And as time goes on, he starts to wonder: does he actually want to?
AKA the one where Draco is a - sort of - Muggle pop star (it's complicated)
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02 Aug 2026
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EB: it's that you can't that worries me!
TG: dude i can any time i want to
EB: you're lying man, it's pretty obvious.
EB: i see you typing there mister!
EB: if you claim it's ironic, i'll be the one punching you!Bookmarked by peachmania
29 May 2026
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This guide will help you with formatting pesterlogs using the Homestuck Work Skin. It is also very silly.
Now featuring the Almighty Cheat Sheet of Doom - a special cut-out-and-keep sheet with every HTML code you'll ever need to be a Pestering Master.
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24 May 2026
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The first time you pass by the troll in the box you kind of try not to see it.
It's gross as fuck when people do this. You guess maybe it's better than driving them out into the country and dumping them to make it on their own, or those stories you've heard about people dumping unwanted wrigglers in sacks into rivers--those you try not to think about because fuck, that is not okay on any level but it's not like you can do shit about it.
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- Part 1 of UFUT
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24 May 2026
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There's a problem in the Koopa Kingdom, and Bowser has called for a hero. The green one though. That'll be less embarrassing.
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08 May 2026
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bull riding by Ricih is in his TADC era (Ricih)
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
26 Aug 2025
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“That's what people who love each other do, isn't it? Kinger, my darling, I want you to always remember this part of our connection.”
Caine's bi-colored eyes penetrated Kinger's soul like two sharp daggers ready to go deeper. It was absolutely overwhelming, but at the same time so exciting that Kinger didn't know how to feel.
Caine was on top of him in a cowboy hat, ready to ride him for real.
Or, Caine prepares an unforgettable adventure for Kinger when he volunteers to take Zooble's place in the circus.
It goes exactly to plan, until it doesn't.
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18 Apr 2026
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What is Light to do when he wakes up after his life as a Shinigami is over, only to find himself with both his memories and his life back to the way it was before...with the Death Note in his school bag?
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02 Mar 2026
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Shit.
The word buzzed around Saitama’s skull like a mosquito, one he truly had no chance of squashing between his fingers. Shit, he thought, observing his disciple/roommate/best friend as he scrubbed furiously at a spot on the floor with a rag. He was on his knees, bent forward slightly, putting all his weight into removing an ugly soy sauce stain.
The straps of the apron fell as if to purposefully frame his ass.
Fucking shit.
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23 Feb 2026
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“Um.”
Robert looks like he just stumbled into a murder scene. Herm supposes it isn’t that far off. “W–I-I…Robert, my–I am.. So s-sorry. I–”
“You realize if you wanted to seduce me there were way better ways to go about it, right?” Robert says, lifting a brow, humorously uncertain.
OR Waterboy is feeling desperate after work, blessed with the house to himself. He gets a little overzealous. Who else to call but Robert?
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19 Jan 2026
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the intolerant brightness of your charms by yakuzapalooza
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
27 Dec 2025
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Herman is known online in some circles as Mecha-Man’s #1 fan. After Mecha-Man retires, he’s completely devastated until someone dares to ask him why he likes Mecha-Man so much.
Of course, he’d pass away if he knew the person that asked him WAS Mecha-Man. Good thing that the account is anonymous…
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- Part 1 of the intolerant brightness of your charms
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27 Nov 2025
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Talk Corpus Delicti To Me by Aris Merquoni (ArisTGD)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
04 Dec 2018
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When he was eighteen, in a foreign country and studying law, Miles Edgeworth spent some of his free time working as a phone sex operator.
When he was eighteen, at college and on his own, Phoenix Wright did a lot of jerking off to a particular phone sex line.
It's not something they think about a lot as adults, but after they've met again, they do start talking on the phone--and it's only a matter of time before things seem strangely familiar...
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23 Oct 2025
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only human after all by porcelain_portrait (wildepoet)
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
02 Apr 2025
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“Fine," Light says. "I suppose I have a deadline, too?”
Ryuk’s feathers flutter. “Sure do! And it’s later than it was supposed to be, thanks to me. You’re welcome, by the way.”
Light knows better than to thank Ryuk. “When is the deadline?”
“It was supposed to be now, actually. But I made a little gamble of my own, and now you’ve got until the end of the week.”
“Ryuk,” Light says. “It is Wednesday night.”
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19 Oct 2025
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There is an unspoken rule in the league—in every league, in probably every goddamn social game on the planet—don't snitch. If someone's got a problem with you, it's with you, and snaking your team on them does far more harm than good in the long run.
"—Who tapped you? Who was it?"
"Don't worry about it," Light spits through a smile, plenty worried about it. He's spent enough time on the ice to know that a stick-tap is the hockey equivalent of pistols at dawn.
"…Was it Lawliet?"
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TL;DR I love hockey, and I love yaoi.
This is my magnum opus.Bookmarked by peachmania
17 Oct 2025
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tell me i'm good by avoidfilledwithcelluloid
Fandoms: Death Note & Related Fandoms, Death Note (Anime & Manga)
16 Mar 2018
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L recieves a drunk call from light who is hiding in the bathroom at a party. he gets more than he bargains for.
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17 Oct 2025
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L Lawliet, head programmer and engineer for W&W Cybernetics, arrives at Tokyo-3 to fix a malfunction that killed eight people. The problem is that 'malfunction' turns out to be a newly sentient super computer called Kira. L disconnects him from the rest of the installation to begin a historic interrogation, but Kira might not be as defanged as L believes.
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17 Oct 2025
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But Our Records Keep Skipping by Robbirdthe8th (FictionalFeather)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jul 2020
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"It's not like any of my exes ever said 'let's fuck or I'm leaving you' but...yeah. It's a factor."
"You just didn't want to sleep with any of them?"
"I wanted to. Or wanted to want to, I guess."
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The impact left by Hizashi's ex-boyfriend still looms, too big and too much, so he asks Shouta for a favor.
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02 Oct 2025
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Nestled within the hectic life of the Windy City is a quaint Italian restaurant with a head chef missing the spice in his life and a new busboy who just wants to find a way to feel not so out-of-place in this new world. Together, they begin to find there's more out there for them to enjoy in life than a mere plate of carbonara. Buon appetito.
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03 Sep 2025
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If I Could Smoke Fear Away by 100yos
Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim (Comics)
21 Nov 2023
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“We could try something,” Wallace said. “But you’re going to think it’s pretty gay.”
Scott couldn’t help but laugh a little at that, and some of the tension seemed to leave Wallace’s face as well. “Try me,” Scott said goodnaturedly.
“There’s this thing called shotgunning,” Wallace said. “Pretty much, one person breathes in a hit, and then, they breathe out the secondhand into the other person’s mouth. It’s less harsh after it’s been in someone else’s lungs, in my experience.”
That didn’t sound incredibly gay to Scott. Sure, a little, especially if the lips touched, but really, it was smart—weed could get expensive, Scott imagined, and that’s a two-for-one deal. Twice the amount of high people. Genius, really.
So, he said so: “Makes sense. That’s just practical.”
Wallace’s eyebrows, though mostly obscured by his bangs, absolutely raised. “I’m glad you think so,” he said slowly.
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Scott and Wallace attend a totally-not-gay house party and engage in some totally-not-gay shotgunning.
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15 Jul 2025
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Apollo & Klavier’s hookup is derailed when Klavier starts coming down with a dreadful cold. Apollo offers to take care of him over the weekend, and realizes he wants to be more than friends with benefits.
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29 Apr 2025