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Like it takes him a great deal of courage, he spits out, “Not to be dramatic, but I think I'm in love with you.”
She’d been discreetly tying together the laces of the sneakers at the foot of Peter’s bed, but stops to look up at Peter.
Loves her? What the HELL.
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At lunch the third Wednesday of November, MJ’s phone goes off. Which would be totally normal, not at all worth mentioning, if her ringtone was Marimba or Constellation. MJ’s phone, though, starts blaring Hannah Montana’s classic “Best of Both Worlds.”
Peter doesn’t pay much attention to it the first time. He just thinks it’s a bit weird that her phone is going off and she hasn’t made a move to answer it. She only looks at it, looks at Peter, then returns to her tea and book.
Or: MJ might know Peter is Spider-Man and she might be taunting him with Hannah Montana. And they might be going on not-dates to Starbucks.
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Peter thinks about how sometimes cats will run off for hours on end only to return with a dead animal at their owner’s doorsteps as a sign of love and devotion. Then he thinks about how he’s been splurging on different brands of tea at the corner bodega and offering part of his lunch to Michelle – MJ – every day for weeks now.
Then he thinks about slamming his head on the lunch table repeatedly.
Or, MJ is ruining Peter's life one cup of tea and smart ass comment at a time.
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"I'd be there, if you really wanted. If you asked me. You know I would," he replies softly. Liam would do anything for Louis; it's about time Louis does something about it.
Finally, Louis responds, "What if I'm asking." He pauses, clears his throat. "This is me asking."
Or: Liam goes to LA for Louis and his baby.
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Shane is the one naked and dripping wet, and he still feels like Ilya is the one who exudes sex. Just standing there, brushing his teeth. When Shane turns off the water, Ilya hands him a towel and then turns around to rinse his mouth with the hotel mouth wash. He leaves the bathroom before Shane is done, and this is the moment where a tiny inkling Shane has ignored all day becomes a full blown suspicion.
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Shane and Ilya are having trouble balancing their very private relationship and their very public lives.
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05 Jan 2026
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I figured it'd be two birds, one stone, Shane had said. I can give you the full tour of the new place and everything, there's some new stuff in the kitchen. And it can be this— sexy thing, for you.
Darling, hearing you talk about dishwashers is pretty sexy. No need to go further.
Shane and Ilya try some roleplay.
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04 Jan 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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29 Dec 2025
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Ilya’s hand wraps around his bare wrist and squeezes. Shane barely stops himself from collapsing to his knees.
The pressure lights up every receptor of his touch-starved nervous system, wrenching a small, pained noise from the back of his throat. Every muted sensation comes flooding back so intensely that it almost hurts. He needs Ilya to hold him down until there’s nothing inside him but quiet. He wants to sink into him and disappear.
It takes Shane an entire beat to remember where they are. Fighting against the fog in his mind, he manages to drag his gaze up to meet Ilya’s.
There’s a slow-dawning horror and understanding on Ilya’s face.
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Or: Shane is in subdrop after their encounter in Vegas. Ilya fixes it.
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27 Dec 2025
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"It's like, a. Supercision thing," Lando says, smacking her gum. "Saw it online and thought, eh. Worth a shot, y'know?"
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24 Jun 2025
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Lando gets off on just the idea of it every time, her pussy being so elite it warps his judgement. + the final scene. whew mind-blowing. excellent.