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chenle finds out jisung has hyperspermia, and he can't get it out of his head.
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cum fetish chenle x hyperspermia jisung
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hyperspermia is a condition in which a male has an abnormally large amount of semen or ejaculate volume, and is generally defined when the ejaculation level is above 5.5 mLBookmarked by perps
13 Jul 2025
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It was not that Johnny and his friends had a penchant for getting into trouble. It was just that letting the Gryffindors win was not an option. And then there was Taeyong, top-of-the-class Taeyong, who always seemed to be around to watch them all with a disapproving frown. Getting a rise out of the Ravenclaw prefect was half the fun, really.
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- Part 1 of Tales from the Tablespoon Universe
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13 Feb 2024
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“I think it’s great that we’ve been able to prove alphas and omegas can be just friends and nothing more,” Wooyoung says, cringing a little at his own words.
“Yeah,” San replies, tone flat, not looking up from his phone. “It’s great.”
or: abo woosan with tons of mutual pining and wooyoung unexpectedly going into heat in the middle of campus.
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26 Sep 2023
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Yunho is convinced they’re lost. The sun is blinding and the wind is roaring and he’s seen that same goddamn boulder three times now, no matter what Jongho says. His canteen has been empty for miles, they’ve been walking for days, he’s lightheaded from hunger and exposure and he probably has a mosquito-borne illness or two into the bargain.
“Just leave me here to die,” he wheezes, crouching down in the center of the path. “I’ve had a good life. This is it for me. Save yourselves.”
“If you can still be dramatic, you’re not dying,” Hongjoong intones on his way by.
Yunho squints up the slope after him. “Just for that, you’re out of my will.”
“If Joongie’s out of the will, can I have the kitana?” Wooyoung demands excitedly.
“No!” several voices chorus at once, making Wooyoung pout and flounce away.
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20 Sep 2023
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They chat lightly for a little while more before Maddox gets around to his real reason for calling; he wants to see if Joong is still doing okay, and to be updated on what he terms the ‘Seonghwa Situation’. “I’ll be honest, dude, when you didn’t call me begging me to break you out of there by day three, I started thinking maybe you’d tossed yourself in the lake.” He pauses. “Or that maybe Hwa tossed you in and you just… sort of let him, like a lovelorn assclown.”
“That’s a good album name,” Hongjoong replies dryly. “You should write that down.”
“Avoidance,” Maddox notes, “and attitude. You’re down bad. You’re not fucking him again, are you?”
Hongjoong winces guiltily. “No.”
“But you’re gonna.” It’s not a question.
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- Part 1 of Don't Rush, Don't Stop
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20 Sep 2023