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  1. Summary

    In which everyone but Oikawa bangs Mothman.

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  1. Rec 4

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    Caspar hated when Dorothea teased him about kissing. And Linhardt hated seeing Caspar feeling left out.

    The solution, therefore, was obvious: Linhardt should kiss Hubert.

    For, if Linhardt ran a few research trials, he could adequately convey what the big deal about kissing was. And Hubert tolerated it, in spite of having absolutely no interest in kissing. Especially not kissing Ferdinand.

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    27 May 2024

  2. Rec 35

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    During a visit to the Marquis Vestra's estate, Ferdinand makes the mistake of sneaking into Hubert's office and taking a forbidden look into his spell tome—rigged with a magical trap, naturally.

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    05 May 2024

  3. Rec 1

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    “Leonie Pinelli…” The red-haired receptionist checked her list. “Yeah, you’re on here. The doctor will be ready soon, feel free to take a seat… wherever I guess.”

    Leonie looked around the small room in the depths of Abyss. The only chair was the one the receptionist was sitting on, leant against the wall, legs resting on a stone that could pass as a table. The lab coat she was wearing almost made her seem professional - apart from the fact she was wearing it half-open with very little underneath. She was also reading a book, with a very raunchy cover.

    “She’s not actually a doctor.” The receptionist added, in case there was any remaining semblance that this was official. “She just likes doing experiments. Hope you know what you’re getting into, Tiger.”

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    22 Apr 2024

  4. Rec 4

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    “Run, little rabbit, run,” Petra called in a sing-song. She was running through the trees, her feet used to skipping through the underbrush. She was nimble and quick whereas her prey was inexperienced and clumsy. They thrashed ahead, snapping twigs, kicking up leaves, and just generally causing a ruckus.

    “Do not worry, I am following close behind.”

    It was both warning and praise...

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    22 Apr 2024

  5. Rec 8

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    Brassius chases after sex purely for art purposes, and the inspiration it gives him. Hassel wants too much, too violently, and so he doesn't stand a chance.

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    23 Aug 2023