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Where Larks Should Sing by philomenat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
16 Mar 2025
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When two witchers show up in Oxenfurt summoning Jaskier home to Lettenhove immediately, he's confused but intrigued. For one thing, Lettenhove isn't "home" - the last time he saw it, and the rest of his family, was eighteen years ago. Why is he needed there so urgently? Why is his life suddenly teeming with witchers? What's the truth about his family? Why is he in danger? Is there even a decent tailor in Lettenhove? And will he recognise real love when he sees it?
Jaskier is sure he can stretch three days to four, meaning he’ll be able to attend the ceremony at which he’ll be officially declared a Master of the Seven Liberal Arts, then disgrace himself thoroughly at the all-night party afterwards. After that, he doesn’t much mind leaving Oxenfurt. He’s not the type to hang around once a party’s over, and after four years in the city, he’s ready for new things. New people, new sights, new adventures. New things to write songs about, and new audiences to sing them to. New loves, new beds, new pleasures. He’s already bought a horse and ordered a travelling wardrobe, and while he didn’t intend Lettenhove to be the first stop on the fascinating journey of the rest of his life, it might as well be.
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The Marriage of True Minds by philomenat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Jan 2025
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Jaskier is cursed and absolutely certain that he and Geralt are married. Geralt both does and doesn't like it.
It’s happened before: Jaskier cursed by a past lover to experience for himself the ache of unrequited love. Once, memorably, for a donkey, who was impervious to all the bard’s serenades and compliments, and shat on his favourite pair of boots. The irony of today’s particular curse is that Jaskier’s ‘love’ isn’t actually unrequited. Presumably, though, Lady Freckletits and her sister thought it would be funny to see Jaskier scorned and rejected by the stoic, emotionless witcher he insists on following around.
Ha fucking ha.
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Rough Winds by philomenat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
31 Dec 2024
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Jaskier meets another bard who seems to be perfect for him in every way. Geralt doesn't like it.
“What surprises me,” Jaskier continued, “is that there’s a musician of such skill and I’ve never heard of him. He wasn’t at Oxenfurt, doesn’t compete in the tournaments and big festivals, has no reputation whatsoever. He knew all my songs but had none of his own to play. With talent like that – not to mention a face like that – he’d be a sensation. Melitele, Geralt, is this what envy feels like?”
I don’t know, Geralt thought. I’ve never been envious. Have I?
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Jaskier is an affectionate man. It drives Geralt mad, but in more ways than he knows how to put into words.
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02 Feb 2026
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Neither One Prepared by Sevent
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Jan 2020
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Between the Djinn and the Dragon Hunt, Geralt and Jaskier share many encounters on the road. A collection of coincidences, through Jaskier's eyes.
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02 Feb 2026
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Straddle the Line by Sevent
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Jan 2020
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"Geralt’s pupils are like black pits, the bright, unnatural yellow in them lost in their bottomless depths. It’s disconcerting. He seems out of touch. Drunk even. Jaskier can readily accept that, going by the slow, lethargic sway of the witcher’s head."
Or: Geralt hunts a wraith and things go just a little wrong, in the sexiest of ways.
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01 Feb 2026
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Wrapped in Buttercups and Dandelions by Sevent for furnaceheart
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
03 Aug 2020
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"In every other way—face, height, bearings and mannerisms, even the narrow end of hips framed by high-waisted trousers—they are the same. And when Geralt calls Jaskier’s name in utter bewilderment, they both respond with the same tilt of the head, the same musical pitch of voice.
Geralt’s eyes cross, because they’re even wearing the same damn shade of purple."
Or: Netflix!Jaskier and Netflix!Geralt chance upon a lost Game!Dandelion and, to no one's surprise, it leads to a lot of sex.
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01 Feb 2026
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To Battle the Cold by Sevent
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Apr 2020
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Nearing winter, Geralt and Jaskier get trapped in a snowstorm. They'll survive, but not before exchanging quiet words under many blankets and furs.
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