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    Alma Bonnet goes to sea with one mission: asking her absent father to call off an arranged marriage to an awful aristocrat. In her quest to find Stede Bonnet and force him to do his fatherly duties, she may have gotten a bit off track.

    If you asked Alma Bonnet where it all went wrong, she would blame Izzy Hands for raiding the ship she was hiding on and inadvertently kidnapping her. If you asked Izzy Hands, he would place the blame on the little twat and then slit anyone's throat if they dared to insult her.

    They had a unique dynamic.

    A story of unexpected meetings, finding your strength, unconventional friendships, and treasure maps.

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    26 Nov 2023

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    Alma Bonnet doesn't want to marry the horrible son of Lord Hawker, even if her mother is happy with the match.
    Her father could stop the engagement, if he wasn't currently halfway across the Caribbean doing Lord knows what. Alma resolves to find him and drag him back to call off the wedding, even if it means dressing as a boy to run away from home.
    Her best-laid plans are ruined when she is thrown aboard the Adventure, which is Captained by the fearsome Izzy Hands.
    Wouldn't it be a strange coincidence if Izzy Hands was looking for Stede Bonnet too?

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    26 Nov 2023

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    Izzy stands, swaying, at the galley door. He had come in secret, in the dead of night, but still he hesitates. After several agonized minutes of indecision in the silence filled only with his own ragged breathing, Izzy pushes his way in.

    Roach sits there, as if expecting him. Of course he was, the way he watches everything for any sign of danger. The smoke from his cigarillo in the dim red lantern light makes him look like the myths of Blackbeard, head made of dark mist and eyes burning into Izzy’s soul.

    “I thought you’d come,” Roach says.

    Izzy all but collapses onto the nearest bench. “Let’s get this over with. I need to get back to work.”

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    Roach has had enough of flinching from Blackbeard’s shadow. He is having none of Izzy’s self-destructive loyalty. If Izzy Hands won’t accept medical care willingly, then it’s up to Roach to make him. Roach is taking matters into his own hands.
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    “Please,” Izzy rasps out. “Please, don’t tell Edward.”

    Roach sighs, and stares out the dark galley window. A plan starts to form in his head.

    “Very well. But I also will not let you die on my watch.”

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    16 Nov 2023

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    As far as Trent is concerned, Bantr is mostly a necessary evil.

    Ted mostly only signed up for Bantr to stop seeing Keeley’s disappointed face every time she asked him about it.

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    04 Jun 2023

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    super cute

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    (and not the way you would think)

    “You’re like a gay icon now,” Jamie said from the treadmill. “Like a Welsh Cher.”

    “I wish I were a gay icon,” Richard lamented. “Being a straight icon gets you nothing.”

    Isaac huffed. “You get less girls when you’re a gay icon.”

    “You’ll be surprised,” Keeley piped up. “Girls dig gay icons.”

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    15 Apr 2023