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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Paul wants to find someone to push him into subspace, so when he becomes desperate for that feeling that he hasn’t felt in so long? Well, the internet normally has the answer!

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    09 Mar 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    “He was… singing. Sam was singing….” She said, shaking her head slowly. Her curls bounced as she moved. “Why was he…”

    Ted stepped back, picking up a new jug while chucking the sugar-filled one into the sink. The coffee-soaked sugar spilled out into the sink and splashed onto the counter. Tiny, claggy droplets stained the bench. He’d clean it later. That was for future Ted to worry about. He’d stay back tonight anyway.  He filled up Charlotte’s mug with the fresh coffee and handed it to her silently.

    “Sam didn’t come home last night,” she said. Her voice shook and rose almost a full octave. Charlotte spoke like she’d watched too many old films. Her voice was vaguely transatlantic, and it got higher the more emotional she was. It was cute. No, not cute. He shook his head. 

    Ted scoffed, “Damn right he didn’t-”

    Shit.

     

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    The events of The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals from Ted Spankoffski's perspective. The highs and lows of his attempts at social interaction. His failures as a brother and friend. You know how this story goes.

    The Apotheosis is upon us. Yay!

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    15 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

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  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Owen shifts in the back of the van, stretching out his stiff legs. His stomach is tight and coiled, a mix of jealousy and pure nausea. Honeypot missions are always slightly odd, at least from what he’s heard, but it’s quite another thing to be listening in and recording the entire affair. Owen still isn’t sure if it’s better to stay quiet or keep talking, reminding Curt of his presence so he doesn’t get too into it.

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    Curt has to sleep with a mark for a Honeypot mission while Owen is listening in and recording. After some performance issues, the two share some uncomfortable truths and revelations.

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    29 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Grace, with the power of the Black Book, starts killing off "dirty dudes" under everyone's nose. Peter and Steph realize that not only does she have the book and is using it to murder supposed 'perverts', she will probably destroy anyone who gets in her way. Peter and Steph have to team up to take Grace down before she levels Hatchetfield (and Clivesdale) to rubble.

    Takes place directly after the credits roll of NPMD. (Think of the impliCATIONS)

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    25 May 2025