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Beca finally has the chance to meet Emily or, how Chloe likes to call her, their daughter from the future.
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- Part 2 of Back From the Future
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Tumblr prompt: “okay, so you’re looking for our daughter who time traveled here?”
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- Part 1 of Back From the Future
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Beca writes a song for Chloe but she's nervous to tell her. It's just Bechloe fluff, enjoy.
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Tumblr Prompt: Waverly catches Nicole watching porn or something awkward like that.
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This is basically the answer to the question most of us have been asking: "Why didn't Waverly introduce Nicole as her girlfriend to Robin?"
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“Holy. Shit.”
Rio turns, brows raised. “What?”
Alice doesn’t answer, eyes locked on something past the crowd.
“Seriously, what is it?” Rio asks again.
Then Alice grabs her arm hard enough to nearly knock the drink out of her hand and points.
Rio follows with her eyes. And there, maybe twenty feet away, walking through a break in the crowd like some terrifying fashion shark is Agatha freaking Harkness.
“Didn’t you say your boss was straight? Then why does someone who looks exactly like her just happen to be at Pride...with what looks a whole lot like a hot, gorgeous, probably very gay date?”
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Rio lies and calls in sick so she can go to Pride on a workday.
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17 Aug 2025
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Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
"Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
"Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
"What?"
"I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
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28 Jul 2025
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As they make their way out to where her bike is parked, she is stopped in her tracks as Agatha gasps and laughs loudly.
“Oh, of course,” She says with a teasing tone. “Ridiculously hot, eyebrow slit, leather jacket and a bike that looks too big for you to handle, please don’t tell me this all isn’t to make up for you being shit in bed?”
Rio laughs, like really laughs, the tension of the night finally coaxing the confidence she knows she has out of her, she whips Agatha round to face her and guides her back against the bike
“Why don’t you ask nicely and maybe you can find out?”
“Oh, is that all it takes?” Agatha replies eyebrows raised, she runs her tongue across the top of her teeth as her hands come to pull Rio in closer. “A little, ‘please handsome take me home and show me how big it really is?’, is that what gets you going?”
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you aren’t mine for the taking by lovelovelies, plazadehahn2
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
25 Feb 2026
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Agatha Harkness isn’t having sex.
Which is quite ironic for a sex therapist.
But it’s the reminder she gets as she places the freshly printed divorce papers in front of her, Wanda’s signature already perfectly scratched into the page.
With a satisfying flick of her wrist Agatha signs the line that will set her free from her long dead marriage. She expects to feel a weight lift off her shoulders, but instead she feels nothing. Nothing is changing apart from the fact Wanda is no longer her wife on paper.
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