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Lance and Keith are constantly being mistaken for a couple. Lance is highly offended. Keith is quietly outraged.
Pidge decides if she can’t have peace, then she can write an epic scientific dissertation on the romantic failings of two exceptionally dense paladins.
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- Part 1 of Adjust Orbit and Velocity
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overtone, undertone, or how keith messed up (but not really). by oaseas
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
11 Oct 2016
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When Keith steals Lance's hoody as revenge for how god damn annoying he is, he certainly doesn't expect it to backfire like this.
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“Lance!” Keith got to him first, engulfing him in a bone crushing hug. Lance hugged back, so blindingly happy it didn’t even register right away when he turned his head to kiss Keith out of habit.
Or: 5 times they didn't mean to kiss, and then 1 time they did.Bookmarked by pixiejay
28 Jan 2017
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“Do you want to kiss someone?”
Keith almost drops his Bayard.
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28 Jan 2017
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“You know you have to shower but you just...can’t make yourself do it?” Keith nodded.
“Pretty much, and it’s not even like I don’t want to shower. I do. I feel disgusting, but my body doesn’t wanna do what I wanna do. It wants to lay here.” Lance nodded, taking it in.
“Okay, well let’s see. Shiro has always wanted us to get closer, and what better way to do that than showering together?”
“What?” Keith asked, taken aback.
“Okay, let me reword that. Let me get you in the shower and get you cleaned up. That sound okay? I’ll keep my clothes on. Unless you feel up to washing yourself. But it sounds like you’re having a rough day.”
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“Oh my God,” Lance says as he covers his face. Keith’s tinny voice blares from his laptop speakers: “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.” See, this joke might have been funny if someone charismatic and charming had said it, but Keith’s flat voice and even flatter expression effectively kidnaps, tortures, and then decapitates any chance of it being remotely humorous.
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Keith accidentally starts a YouTube channel. Lance, of course, refuses to be left out. It goes about as well as you'd expect. (Ft. copious amounts of wine and a truly shameless number of references to MyDrunkKitchen, DailyGrace, and general pop culture)
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Press '1' to Get a Call From Your Drunk Best Friend by parasolghost for alrena
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
09 Nov 2014
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Press '2' to hear him talk about you for thirty minutes, press '3' for him to compliment your ass, and press '4' for more options.
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26 Jan 2017
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In an event Tooru Oikawa will later describe on his twitter as "Iwa-chan screenshotted my selfie #betrayal #i thought we were friends", Hajime Iwaizumi commits the ultimate snapchat sin and somehow gets himself a boyfriend in the process.
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Iwaizumi's head is throbbing in a dull, heavy sort of way, that makes him feel like he took a sledge hammer to the temple recently.
That is his first thought upon waking.
Secondly, he notices how warm he is, something weighing down his side.
He opens his eyes, turns his head to the side, sees his best friend (naked) lying on his chest (naked), legs draped over his own, and his third thought is "What the fuck." -
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But if there was one thing Ennoshita could trust about the world, it was that people wanted. They wanted things to bend to their will, other wills to bend to their will, odds to work in their favor, luck on their side, a shortcut, a fun time, insurance and assurance both. A security lock to be made extra sturdy against possible thefts. A frail book with tattered binding that wanted augmentation before it frayed and spilled its pages everywhere, succumbed to age. A girl’s pocket mirror that reflected falling cherry blossoms every time she opened it to look at herself. Vanity, maybe, although it had been too cute when she first saw herself and gasped.
“A flying carpet,” the man before the counter wishes.
“A… flying carpet,” Ennoshita slowly repeats.
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- Part 4 of saso 2016 fills
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lance to hunk ♡
>i’m gonna fukin die hunk oh mygod i sent
>keith a work out selfie that i wan supposed to fcukin send to you and you know what it said
>”BET YOU WANNA LICK THESE NIPS”
>HUNK I WILL NEVE BE ABLE TO FCE HIM AGAIN I WANT TO DI E(Or, Keith is beautiful, Lance has a crush, and there's lots of shirtless selfies)
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“The hell are you doing?” Keith grumbles out, body mid-push up. There’s a snicker behind him, too close to his ears, though Keith can’t really understand what would be so amusing about this. Then again, he’s not really sure why Lance is lying on him while he’s doing push ups either. Other than to be, of course, annoying.
“Nothing.” Lance finally says. Keith hears the grin in his voice, which only proves to irritate him a little more. ‘Nothing’ his ass. “Continue with what you’re doing, Mr. ‘I’m-Too-Good-For-Socialization’.”
(Lance, as always, tries to annoy Keith by making his exercise harder. It doesn’t work. At all.)
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26 Jan 2017
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“Keith,” Pidge says, resting their elbow on the table and their chin on the palm of their hand. “Describe Lance in three words or less.”
“Who?”
Lance lets out a squawk of protest. “What are you even talking about?! You know exactly who I am!”
Keith doesn’t look at him. “I’m unfamiliar with the name.”
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26 Jan 2017
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"You're really into him," Hunk mutters, and wow, Lance's face is on fire. Hunk is killing him.
"Look, read into how you like, Freud, just make sure that if I die Keith knows I totally would've mowed his ass like grass. That way, I can laugh hysterically at his emotionally-constipated expression from the afterlife."
Or: Lance is badly injured and has a few skeletons in his closet. Or maybe just the one.
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26 Jan 2017
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Five minutes later, they shared a bag of candy between them as they walked. The bag was nestled in the basket of Hinata’s bicycle, and the sweets were every bit as lovely as they imagined it to be. Kageyama wondered if Hinata walked past the sweet shop with such pining in his eyes everyday, and was distracted by the way Hinata sucked on his fingers to get the sugar dust out.
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Five times other people thought they were dating and one time Kageyama wondered if they were.
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26 Jan 2017
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Where Hinata has trouble writing and Kageyama has difficulty seeing the world in color again.
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Hinata won’t stop wearing Kageyama’s shirts to bed, and it’s becoming a problem.
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26 Jan 2017
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I remember when we were skin and bone, tough and cruel
but bruises brown and fade away
Someone should have told you that you'd always have a place to go
Someone should have told you that you'd never find yourself alone
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- Part 3 of scattered lights
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Keith has never been particularly good with touch. He’s also slow to trust and even slower to open up. But it’s hard to remain on that path of solitude when you’re stuck in space fighting an alien empire with the same six people day in and day out, four of whom you depend on to keep you safe in a giant robot man made of giant robot lions.
Alternatively, Lance gradually gets Keith accustomed to the physical connection he hadn't realized he'd been craving for so long.