11 Works by plantparent404
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the porch light's on (come on in if you wanna) by plantparent404
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
05 Feb 2026
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"This is ridiculous. There can't be no one out here.
Can there?"
In which Klaus is forced to spend the summer before college with Monty and his distressingly handsome farmhand, Duncan. Maybe... it won't be all bad?
(title from Meanwhile Back at Mama's by Tim McGraw)
Series
- Part 7 of dunklaus babey!
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compass rose of nickelodeon slime by plantparent404
Fandoms: The Slime That Ate Crestview - Jahnna Malcolm
21 Jan 2024
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welcome to this fandom, population me
The gang is in high school when the slime decides to strike back, but it seems really focused on Einstein. Considering he's the one who salted the thing three years prior, it's not that surprising. What is surprising is that it seems to abhor Maddy, only ever going after the boys. Why? Can Keegan and Einstein answer that question while navigating (seemingly unrequited) feelings for each other?
updates may be sporadic, but considering this is going to get zero attention, no one cares, right?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,357
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Hits:
- 25
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My Little Pony: Generation 5 (but its 20% cooler) by plantparent404
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 5: A New Generation (Cartoon 2021)
20 Jan 2024
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Sunny Starscout is a spunky young earth pony with a dream and copious amounts of art supplies.
Hitch Trailblazer is a strong young earth pony with determination and a secret.
Pipp Petals is... in an interview right now. Her PR team will get back to you later.
Zipp Storm is a resolute young pegasus who just wants to fly.
Izzy Moonbow is a sweet young unicorn that no one gets.
Nightingale is an old soul who just wants his home back. His friends might be nice, too, if your local Walmart has any.What will they become?
(okay so this is mlp gen 5 except its the way i saw it in my head before the movie came out, rated T for swearing and sort-of dark plot points)
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i've seen monsters chasing dreams (and that's where i saw me) by plantparent404
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, The Invention of Hugo Cabret - Brian Selznick
13 Nov 2023
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Duncan Quagmire lives in the walls of the Paris train station, circa 1922. He fixes the clocks, winds them, babies them like they were pets. They're his life, his love, his duty to the station.
Klaus Baudelaire is the toymaker's foster son, content to spend his days sitting in the bookshop window, drinking coffee and listening to American jazz, unaware that there is someone who loves him, only a little ways away.
Their worlds are so different, yet one brass automaton connects them.
(or: the plot of "hugo cabret" with asoue characters, and gay)
title from Monsters of the North by The National Parks
Series
- Part 5 of dunklaus babey!
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Crests - Dunklaus Mermaid AU pt 2 by plantparent404
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
14 Oct 2023
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With the past behind him, Klaus moves forward as best as he can. That completely goes to shit when his family decides to take a trip to a faraway city, and Sunny wants to go to the aquarium.
How ethical, exactly, is it to fall in love with an aquarium attraction?
(aka duncan got hot and klaus can't handle it, featuring workplace drama and essentially the plot of Free Willy)
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- Part 2 of mermaid au
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by the light of the fireflies by plantparent404
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
21 Sep 2023
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What happens when two lonely boys catch fireflies together and maybe find some solace in each other?
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- Part 6 of dunklaus babey!
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peculiarities by plantparent404
Fandoms: Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children - Ransom Riggs, A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
07 Jun 2023
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Hear me out-- hear me out!! this is genius. i'm a literary genius.
What if the Baudelaires made it onto the Self-Sustaining Hot Air Mobile Home at the end? What if that was only the beginning of their story?
ft. an invisible Klaus, a Violet that can see hollows, a ymbryne Isadora, a shapeshifting Quigley, and a Duncan who makes plants grow.
a better description is loading. it's like three am and i am tired.
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- Part 4 of dunklaus babey!
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The Delicate Art of Only Being Able to See Your Soulmate in Your Shared Lucid Dream by plantparent404
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
04 Jun 2022
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That awkward moment you learn how to walk into your gay crush's lucid dream and accidentally gain magic, right? (laughs awkwardly)
This is going to be all kinds of weird.
Edit 12/16/2021 (december 16 2021): short hiatus into the new year for unexpected (and a few expected) personal reasons. this is not abandoned, i just am dealing with some stuff
edit July 2022: this work is ABANDONED. there will be no further updates to this work. i still want it in my name, so I'm not orphaning it, but there will be no future chapters.
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- Part 2 of dunklaus babey!
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Waves - Dunklaus Mermaid AU pt 1 by plantparent404
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
18 Dec 2021
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I made a mermaid au to procrastinate on my other shit so im sorry.
anyways.
duncan's a mermaid and klaus is gay what more could you want.
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- Part 1 of mermaid au
- Part 1 of dunklaus babey!
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Falling by plantparent404
Fandoms: The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee - Finn/Sheinkin/Reiss
20 Nov 2021
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Chip is a mess.
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Green is the Color of Your Soul by plantparent404
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
07 Oct 2021
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It wasn’t obvious at first; why was he described as “chartreuse” or “lime”; it didn’t fit him, in his forest tones and sage eyes. He was the furthest thing from the loud colors others saw in his soul, from cactus and acid in their eyes to bottle and olive in his. Mute the tones, he told them, to no avail: to them, he was something different.
Then he smiled.
Series
- Part 3 of dunklaus babey!