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    Russians do not blush. Russians do not get sick. Ilya gets concussions. He gets stitches. He skates on cracked ribs and calls it fine. He does not get sick. Which is why, when he wakes up at three in the morning in the middle of June, shaking so hard his teeth knock together, his first instinct is irritation.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    It's the 2020 All Star Game weekend and of course, with the aid of a few drinks and peer pressure, some of our favorite players come together to play a game of Truth or Dare.

    A Choose Your Own Adventure style fic where you, lovely reader, help move the game along. Outcomes may include, fluff, humor, and maybe a few revelations… along with other shenanigans typical of a competitive group with a few secrets to hide.

    Minor spoilers for the Game Changers book series. More information available within the Notes.

    Word Count will vary by reader experience.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    “They both want to fuck you. That entire family is trying to fuck you. I think we should call the police. Put restraining order for your hole.”

    “Ilya, are you drunk?”

    “Hollander, this is a serious problem!”

    “Just because he is gay, it doesn’t mean he wants to fuck me.” Shane scoffs. “Maybe he’s a bottom too.”

    “So, that’s your problem? Not that he wants your hole?”

    “Ilya, I swear, if you don’t stop saying that word—”

    “It’s wrong, you know,” Ilya informs seriously. “You fucked Rose Landry. Now Peter Landry is trying to fuck you. All the holes are connecting. This is basically incest.”

    “Didn’t you sleep with those Swedish twins in Cabo?”

    “They were not identical. It does not count!”

    OR: Ilya's life gets plagued by a different Landry this time, AKA an interpretation of the 'let's sleep with other people' fight mentioned in TLG, AKA, an ode to Jealous Ilya.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    In sixth year, Sirius Black had two major realizations.

    First and foremost, Sirius was utterly, irrevocably and in an almost excruciatingly embarrassing way head over heels for his best friend.

    Secondly, his best friend was kind of a slut.

     

    Aka the one where everyone is in love with Remus and Sirius is sexually frustated.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    “Did you just say wine night with the WAGs is tonight?” Shane asked frantically.
    “I… yes?”  Shane groaned miserably into his hands. Ilya stood and moved towards his obviously very distressed husband in record time. “Was a reminder on my phone. It just popped up. What is wrong?” 
    His husband heaved out a tired sigh then held up his phone. A message from the Centaur group chat was on the screen.
    “Tonight’s guys night at Chouinard’s.” 
    Ilya blinked. Oh, fuck. 

    Ilya and Shane are the first ever hockey players to also both be WAGs. This causes some unintended issues.

    (Now with the actual WAG wine night!)

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    31 Mar 2026