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25-year-old Van Palmer (freshly heartbroken and living on Melissa's couch) needs roommates... And fast. Enter: Nat Scatorccio (fresh from rehab, definitely queer, probably flight risk) and Jackie Taylor (running from her compulsory heteronormative life, definitely NOT queer, according to Jackie).
What follows is a year-long masterclass in queer self-discovery featuring: Van's comprehensive flannel naming system, Nat's brutal honesty, Jackie's increasingly detailed "Gay Journey" notebook, and the slowest-burn Shauna/Jackie reconciliation in queer history.
No plane crash. No cannibalism. Just three queer disasters in a Brooklyn walk-up learning that found family isn't about survival—it's about choosing to stay.
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24 Sep 2026
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See Chapter 46: The Walk-In
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The Princess needs to choose someone to be her most trusted bodyguard.
However, instead of one of the innumerable honorable, chivalrous, and noble knights that have flocked to her Court, she decides to take a trip to the dungeon to interview one prisoner in particular.
After all, a bodyguard needs to be the fiercest and most capable fighter in all the lands, right? And their fiercest warrior just so happens to be a giant orc woman imprisoned in their dungeon. Surely, she would make the perfect knight!
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21 Aug 2026