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    The Witcher Warlord of the North is feared by all. When Jaskier is caught up in a plot to murder the Warlord, he assumes that means he will die. And while his life as a disowned, wandering bard does end, it doesn't happen at all in the way that Jaskier thinks.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    Developing romantic feelings for someone is a complicated thing, and Lettie knows that perfectly. Finding out that your crush was a woman all along makes things even more confusing.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    Little Army Man (who is a woman) finds herself confronted by the horrors of blowing up a bus, but Hat (who is also a woman) does not intend to let her wallow in despair.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    Scanlan does not destroy the pepperbox.

    For Percy it goes about as well as expected.

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    12 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Having all four Archangels burst into his shop in the evening was terrifying. Having them start talking about Crowley was even more terrifying. Having them bring out photographs of him and Crowley together was a level of terrifying previously unknown to sentient beings. Then the Archangels had started talking about how obvious it was that he was desperately in love with Crowley, and he’d panicked a bit. Was it really? He’d been head over heels since Crowley had pressed that bag of books into his hand, maybe longer. Was it obvious enough that even Archangels could see it? And if Archangels could see it, could Crowley see it? Was he aware of Aziraphale’s pathetic, pining feelings?

     

     

    The year is 1972. Heaven has figured out that Aziraphale is head over heels for the Adversary. They decide to do something about it. Their solution is not one that anyone was expecting.

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    27 Jan 2025