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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    “I-I’ll go, I’ll go, just- please give me my camera back,” Jonathan pleads in a shaky voice, flinching when Eddie tugs on his hair again. “I’ll give you the film an- and I’ll never bother you again, e-either of you, I swear-“

    “Awww, Stevie c’mon,” Eddie interrupts, pouting at Steve like a little kid trying to convince their mom to let them keep a stray kitten they found in the street. “Look at him! The poor little perv is shaking in his boots! He’s more scared of you than you are of him! You’re seriously telling me you don’t find this cute?”

    Eddie takes Jonathan’s chin in his hand and squishes his cheeks with his thumb and middle fingers, cooing at how warm his skin feels. He’s always had a thing for easily embarrassed boys.

    “Eddie. He has a fucking boner.”

    “So do I. Oh and look at that, you do too!”

    Secret fuck buddies Steve and Eddie are hooking up when they catch Jonathan “the creep” Byers taking photos of them through the window. They teach him a lesson by taking a few pictures of their own… and forcing a few orgasms out of him.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    Dustin is affected by sex pollen after getting caught up in some Upside Down Vines.

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    03 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    While investigating a strange occurrence, Steve makes the mistake of handling an odd looking flower, and suddenly he smells sweet and can't think of anything else but getting pollinated.

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    03 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    “Always volunteering me for things, Henderson,” Steve grumbled.

    “Only because your cooking is so wonderful, kitten.” Dustin leaned into Steve’s space and looked up at him with an expression on his face that Steve’s brain unhelpfully labeled as smitten.

    Steve forgot what he’d been about to say, turning back to Robin with his face red and his mind blank. Whatever improvised game they’d been playing, each trying to outdo the other to come up with the most ridiculous pet names, it was pretty clear that Dustin had won.

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    03 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    Henderson suddenly sounds strangely mischievous. “So, you wanna—?”

    He trails off, like Harrington’s supposed to know what he means by that, and Harrington sighs like he does and is completely put out by the question. He tilts his head back to eye the ceiling, like he’s considering it – whatever it is.

    ‟Go wash your hands before I change my mind,” he says, and Henderson makes a surprised noise before he turns and hurries out of the room faster than Eddie’s ever seen him move – unless you count that one time they were being chased by demobats and literally running for their lives.

    In which Eddie just can't catch a break.

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    25 Apr 2026