pseudoactual_mahou
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Susie knows how to make up for who she is, oversized and fumbling, with jaundice eyes and wicked jagged teeth. She dresses in soft cardigans and ties up her hair with a ribbon and tries so hard to be good. If the Prophecy's cast her as one of its foretold heroes, then that's what she'll be.
Noelle Holiday saw what being good gets you in Hometown. She has other things on her mind.
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How the Questing Beast Chased, and Caught, Her Own Tail by pseudoactual_mahou
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
25 Dec 2025
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For the Incubators, a diagnosis of "mental illness" is as simple as having a personal interest outside producing negentropy – for example, in wordplay. Kyubey, the assigned Incubator for Mitakihara City's magical girls in their fight against wraiths, is diagnosed with an unnecessary emotion after making an unprompted joke, and scheduled for execution and replacement. It accepts gracefully, knowing its death serves the purpose of fighting entropy... right up until it can't.
In for a penny, in for breaking and rewriting your identity, as they say.
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"Thus passes the glory of the hole."
Sister Aithne Moly, healing sibyl of the Goddess and servant of the Mother Church, has committed to do all she can for the patients in her church's care. She's not entirely sure why other sibyls draw arbitrary lines around what all she can should mean. Fucking a patient ensures that the divine light takes more easily in them, and is a holy act in the Goddess's eyes, besides.
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The Place She Returns To by pseudoactual_mahou
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
09 May 2025
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Rhea Rosa Eisner is the captain of security for Professor Sophia Eisner's research company, a beatific and well-mannered murderer and a penitent cuckoo. She is not, whatever anyone says, the Professor's daughter.
(roleswap AU)
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“I wish I didn’t need them,” says stardust, and lets it go.
It begins with a wish, and it ends with one, too, more cleanly than anyone could've anticipated. There's no reason to stay, in the end.
...if you could only get that through the Saviors' heads.
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It occurs to him, as his blade splits her skull, that he has never had a family.
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- Part 1 of Deicide
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01 Nov 2025
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until we move on. by Anonymous
Fandoms: In Stars And Time (Video Game), START AGAIN: a prologue (Video Game)
13 Apr 2024
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and you asked the universe for a savior, one last time.
(you return, a star displaced in a galaxy that should be familiar, to a home you never strayed from.)
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27 Oct 2025
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When self-assured teen Luz Noceda finds herself in the Boiling Isles, she knows she's got a lot to contend with. Luckily, she's got friends to light the way!
Even if one of those friends is the ward of the Emperor himself.
Canon divergent AU.
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- Part 1 of Light the Way
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18 Oct 2025
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Luz wakes up in Philip's body.
This is not how the story is supposed to go.
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19 Sep 2025
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Berdly has his cinephile credibility put to the test as he attempts to endure Inland Empire, David Lynch's incomprehensible masterwork. Meanwhile, Noelle has fun watching Inland Empire.
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17 Sep 2025