pseudoactual_mahou
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Susie knows how to make up for who she is, oversized and fumbling, with jaundice eyes and wicked jagged teeth. She dresses in soft cardigans and ties up her hair with a ribbon and tries so hard to be good. If the Prophecy's cast her as one of its foretold heroes, then that's what she'll be.
Noelle Holiday saw what being good gets you in Hometown. She has other things on her mind.
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How the Questing Beast Chased, and Caught, Her Own Tail by pseudoactual_mahou
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
18 Sep 2025
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For the Incubators, a diagnosis of "mental illness" is as simple as having a personal interest outside producing negentropy – for example, in wordplay. Kyubey, the assigned Incubator for Mitakihara City's magical girls in their fight against wraiths, is diagnosed with an unnecessary emotion after making an unprompted joke, and scheduled for execution and replacement. It accepts gracefully, knowing its death serves the purpose of fighting entropy... right up until it can't.
In for a penny, in for breaking and rewriting your identity, as they say.
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The Place She Returns To by pseudoactual_mahou
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
09 May 2025
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Rhea Rosa Eisner is the captain of security for Professor Sophia Eisner's research company, a beatific and well-mannered murderer and a penitent cuckoo. She is not, whatever anyone says, the Professor's daughter.
(roleswap AU)
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“I wish I didn’t need them,” says stardust, and lets it go.
It begins with a wish, and it ends with one, too, more cleanly than anyone could've anticipated. There's no reason to stay, in the end.
...if you could only get that through the Saviors' heads.
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The fifth party member. Boss fight turned heroine. La Pucelle.
Mirabelle Chevalier, formerly the left hand of the mad High Priestess and her schismatic Change belief, wants to be a better person. She wants this journey to mean something, other than mess and confusion and blood. Here, on the eve of the Priestess's invasion of the Pharosteri Islands, she experiences a miracle: her one and only chance to be who she's supposed to be.
What's the difference between healing and being better?
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Luz wakes up in Philip's body.
This is not how the story is supposed to go.
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19 Sep 2025
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Berdly has his cinephile credibility put to the test as he attempts to endure Inland Empire, David Lynch's incomprehensible masterwork. Meanwhile, Noelle has fun watching Inland Empire.
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17 Sep 2025
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with all your hot lights on display by tiredandjaded (CallingVersatile)
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
04 Sep 2025
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Noelle was there, at the center of it all, so she only heard what it was like for everyone else in the days that followed. The smell of dust in the air. The way the shadows, cast by no light, started to squirm. The wave of nausea that rolled through the town, old wounds aching and scars unsealing themselves.
Then, the sound of the bunker door slamming shut.
She's certain they hated her. Maybe they still do. It was Noelle's dark world that Susie never came back from, after all.
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Noelle, Kris, and what's left after the end.
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02 Sep 2025
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The sickly green moonlight of Termina fades. In its wake, Marina attends her first real party.
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- Part 2 of Worsties
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17 Aug 2025
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Tomorrow would be wonderful, too.
The flowers listen. Asgore doesn't.
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02 Jul 2025