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    Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?

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    22 Jul 2025

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    As a specialist in obtaining magical art and rooting out forgeries, Hermione Granger is no stranger to rare and complicated forms of magic. But when her eldest child receives his Hogwarts letter, delivered by Head Auror Merrythought and Minister Shacklebolt, a familiar surname where her husband’s should be upends her world.

    Malfoy. The letter is addressed to Archer Malfoy.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    When Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for a mandatory Eighth Year, she is grateful for the pause — a chance to recover from the war and the nightmares that still plague her. Determined to find happiness and enjoy her final year, Hermione expects healing to be quiet. But of course it isn’t. This is Hogwarts. A small group of Slytherins approach her in confidence, asking her to help Draco Malfoy before it’s too late. Hermione is forced to make a choice — one that pulls her back into old tensions, dangerous secrets, and the unsettling realization that some of the most brutal battles are fought inside one’s mind.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    ch. 61

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    Draco had told Hermione to get herself something nice for Valentine’s Day but hadn’t set any sort of limitations on what that entailed. Perhaps if she managed to spend enough money, she could get a rise out of Draco and finally get him to care about dissolving their marriage. What harm was there in taking out two birds with one very expensive stone?

    OR: Hermione’s plan to piss off Draco backfires terribly when her Ministry-appointed husband has an insatiable desire to watch his beloved wife spend his money any way she sees fit.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Draco was a troubled boy growing up. He was the ultimate menace to Wizarding society. It left his parents no choice but to send him to Durmstrang, hoping that the cold institution would shape him up. Unfortunately, he came back exactly how they hoped: a cold exactor for the criminal enterprise.

    Five years after returning from Durmstrang and becoming his father's enforcer, Draco meets the sweet and innocent single mum, Hermione Granger. She and her son become his entire world, and he'd stop at nothing to keep it that way, even if it means killing anyone who gets in his way.

    Or a violent Draco meets a sweet baby angel Hermione.

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    19 Jan 2026