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“I have never even touched another man's cock, Harry. What if the first time I do, I fuck it up?”
“Isn’t it just like touching your own?”
Draco rolls his eyes. “Maybe, but I won't know for sure until I try, will I?”
Maybe that logic stands. Maybe that's a very clever way of thinking. Maybe that's what makes Harry's brain settle on an absolutely splendid idea. A genius though. An epiphany one could say.
“You can practice on mine!”
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Harry is straight. And isn’t that just too bad, because if he wasn’t, then he would be totally and desperately in love with Draco.
Luckily, he can at least be Draco’s friend. Draco’s very good friend. Draco’s very good friend who helps him out when in need.
That’s what Harry keeps telling himself as he embarks on a journey of sexual exploration with his very best mate.
He’s just being a good friend.
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24 Dec 2025
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Excerpt from an AU I’ll probably never write.
Goblet of Fire AU
In which Parvati refuses to let Harry bear the weight of the tournament alone, Harry thinks Pretty Boys Are Pretty and then has a mini crisis about it, and the Slytherins are kinder than canon ever lets them be.
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24 Dec 2025
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every syllable spelled out is a spark by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, iggygiraffe, MinaLogan, ninepiecesofcrait
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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After finally giving up on his attempts to ask out Draco Malfoy, Harry goes on an auror mission with Ron that requires linked notebooks.
Problem Number One: Harry’s notebook is charmed to connect to a different notebook.
Problem Number Two: The notebook in question is Draco Malfoy’s journal.
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It takes Harry a while to work out that every month, almost like clockwork, Draco is given an assignment in the field that takes him out of their shared office for days on end. After each assignment, Draco returns looking so bloody exhausted that Harry gears up to file a complaint with their boss. When questioned about it, Draco’s explanations range from mildly suspect to intensely suspicious. Harry takes it upon himself to find out what’s going on.
Or: Harry makes a bunch of unintentional knotting jokes while an increasingly baffled Draco is driven insane.
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Out of Office: Temporarily a Ferret (ask Potter) by bookishren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2025
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In which Harry Potter gets drunk at the work Christmas party and turns his secretary into a ferret. His secretary, who happens to be Draco Malfoy...
And so ensues a whirlwind of a day after, as he tries to juggle an angry ferret, a ten-year-old Scorpius Malfoy, and multiple Slytherins who may or may not be participating in illegal Crup racing contests.
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22 Dec 2025