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• From The Ritz To The Rubble by pvrtedmartyr

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  12 Jul 2026

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  • England/France (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia)
  • France (Hetalia)
  • Prussia (Hetalia)
  • America (Hetalia)
  • Canada (Hetalia)
  • Russia (Hetalia)
  • FrUK
  • Fluff
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Smut
  • but the smut is in the later chapters
  • i’ll give a warning before the smut ok…
  • band au
  • BECAUSE IM BASIC FIGHT ME
  • Hetalia Countries Using Human Names
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • but it’s mostly for comedic effecr
  • Kind of a slow burn
  • Making Out
  • Anal Fingering
  • Anal Sex
  • Praise Kink
  • Gentle Sex
  • Arthur is a dick
  • We love him though
  • title inspired by arctic monkeys

  Summary

  Arthur is not gay. He has no issue with gay people, but he is rather sure that he is not gay. That is, in fact, until he meets Francis Fucking Bonnefoy.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,873

  Chapters:

  2/?

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