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In which Crowley is supposed to be the tempting one, it's all deeply unfair.
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24 Sep 2026
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A few months prior to leaving the Dowling household, Crowley had downloaded Grindr for the sole purpose of catfishing randy morons. He was not expecting a paragraph that began with: ‘hello. I hope you don’t think this is too forward, but I couldn’t help but notice you have the most lovely nipples.’
Crowley keeps trying to meet his Grindr fuckbuddy. Aziraphale keeps showing up at all his meeting spots. This is terrible.
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10 Sep 2026
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Honest Angel by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 May 2023
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“That’s why you decided to drive a scooter to the Downs? You wanted to break laws?”
“I planned to trespass, too,” Aziraphale said conspiratorially. “Mr. Haverford’s estate has a lovely view of the ocean.”
Crowley burst out laughing. He couldn’t help it. But Aziraphale blushed and looked twitchy. “I suppose it would seem funny to you,” he muttered.
“It’s just… angel, you like being the good one.” He ought to, he’d lorded it over Crowley often enough.
“I can do unexpected things.” Aziraphale turned to face him. His expression was a strange mix of contemplation and terror: a first-time parachute jumper looking out the open door of the plane.
“I know that, but you don’t–”
“And I can go fast,” Aziraphale said. His eyes dropped to Crowley’s lips.
Crowley’s stomach swooped. “Angel–”
“I can break rules,” Aziraphale whispered. “Especially the ones that don’t make sense anymore.”
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10 Sep 2026
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A Chain Reaction by childrenofthesun
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 May 2020
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Based on this prompt from the kinkmeme:
The whole Bastille encounter was entirely orchestrated by Aziraphale.
He can't pursue Crowley romantically due to them being on different sides; but being taken by force by a demon while unable to perform miracles is the perfect excuse for them both. He even refuses to directly inform Crowley beforehand to maximise the chances of it being natural enough for Hell.
Except Crowley doesn't have a mean bone in his body, and Aziraphale really needs to sell what a defenceless, stupid, horny little tart he is.
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09 Sep 2026
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.