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Little Red Gryffindor by queenofthefuckinggoblins7
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jun 2022
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Harry really should have known better than to accept any dare that involved the Forbidden Forest.
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Everybody Wants To Put Me Down by queenofthefuckinggoblins7
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2021
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Harry has found his soulmate, and things seem to finally be looking up. But there's no shortage of obstacles coming his way.
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- Part 3 of Somebody to Love
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I Ain't Gonna Face No Defeat by queenofthefuckinggoblins7
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jan 2021
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Blaise learned very early on that his soulmate was rather controversial.
When Harry seemingly rejects him without a word, Blaise has to decide whether it's worth it or not to pursue him anyway.
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Blaise's POV of Part 1.Series
- Part 2 of Somebody to Love
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In a fit of homophobic rage, the Dursley's destroy Harry's soulmark when he's just a baby. Now he faces a future of waiting, and loneliness.
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- Part 1 of Somebody to Love
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Based on this prompt:
Imagine Person A falls asleep in Person B's lap and Person B has a conversation with someone else while stroking Person A's hair as if they were a sleeping cat.
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“What's going on?” Harry said cautiously. “I thought you were celebrating with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia today?”
“We were,” Dudley said.
“...Okay?” Harry said in response to that lack of information.
“You better come over.”
“Uh, Dud. That's probably not a good-”
“Please,” Dudley cut him off. “It's- well, you should see it for yourself. I think Jake did magic.”
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24 Apr 2026
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Tell the crows they can have their pound of flesh by Bounemr
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jan 2026
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The Dark Lord lost the first war. After freeing his followers from Azkaban after his return, he picks up where he left off. But Rabastan doesn't see a future in doing exactly what led to their failure the first time. So, to protect himself and for the good of his House, he decides to look for that future elsewhere. He finds it in an old contract and in the mercy of his enemies.
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23 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter and The Redo He Did Not Ask For by EmilyRai
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jan 2026
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After the final battle and a brief period of peace everything goes to shit again. The Wizarding World has always been fickle but Harry hadn't realized they were fickle enough to turn on him so soon after the dust had settled. Forced to flee after once more being labeled as "Undesirable No. 1" Harry manages to evade capture for over 2 years before being brought in for a trial that feels like more of a farce than when he was forced to face the entire Wizengamot for an underage magic charge. He's not surprised by the verdict or even his sentence, what does surprise him is waking up again.
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23 Apr 2026
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Griphook sighed, pulling a book from his desk.
“After learning of your entry into the tournament, I requested the bank’s records on the rules,” he explained, flipping through the pages. “Other than death, that is.” The Goblin smirked slightly as he turned the book toward Harry.
‘In the event that the entered Witch/Wizard is pregnant or under a surrogacy contract said Witch/Wizard will be disqualified without risk to her/his magic or life. This clause takes place after the first insemination attempt for surrogacy-’’
“...Are you telling me I can get pregnant?” Harry blinked in disbelief.
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After his unwanted entrance into the Triwizard Tournament Harry will do anything to get out of it. Anything.
This is a story of how one desperate attempt to get out of a contest changes the course of many peoples lives.
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Bookmarked by queenofthefuckinggoblins7
23 Apr 2026
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After the war, Harry vanishes from the public eye and resurfaces at a dragon reserve in Romania—unannounced, scarred, and very much not done with danger. When a Romanian Longhorn curls up in his lap and purrs like a kitten, Charlie starts to suspect something extraordinary. Turns out dragons understand Parseltongue. And they’ve been waiting for someone to listen.
Now Harry’s speaking to dragons, drawing the attention of the Ministry, and kissing a certain redheaded handler who smells like smoke and salvation. Charlie’s not sure what’s more dangerous: the dragons… or how badly he wants Harry to stay.
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21 Apr 2026