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"If you even attempt to bite me, you die immediately."
"Bite."
"No."
"No bite." It swayed slightly, attempting to maintain its balance. Its head must be quite heavy.
Astarion grabbed it under its armpits, surprisingly heavy for a creature of it's size, and lifted it from the ornate chest, placing it gingerly on the ground.
It scampered barefoot across the grimy floor with quiet plaps. Arriving at Tav—Gods, it was only as tall as her hip—it gripped the hem of her tunic. It spun around on one heel, nearly toppling over with the inertia, to address Astarion. It removed the fingers from its mouth with a horrible wet sound and took a deep breath, or what must be deep for something so tiny.
“Go go?”
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the "you're gonna walk in the sun if its the last thing i do" kidfic absolutely no one asked for, least of all from me.
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You must affix your mask, you must become less threatening, you need him to think of you as a harmless little bunny rabbit.
Maybe he’ll even pet you.
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In the year 2021, Victor Nikiforov, retired professional figure skater and Number One Husband, steps into a taxi to make his way home from the grocery store, arm full of vegetables and fruits to bring home to his beautiful husband and loyal old dog. A sharp sound and a blur of color is the only warning before Victor wakes up in the year 2016, sitting in a first class seat on a descending airplane headed for Fukuoka, Japan.
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A "Victor died and time traveled to the past to relive falling in love with Yuuri" fic from Yuuri's perspective. Rated T (currently) for hopefully-not-too-excessive use of swears. Follows the anime with slight divergence until the cup of china, where at the conclusion of which the rating will change and so will the rest of story. Companion fic to be released at the conclusion of this one.
this fic isnt abandoned, i'm just slow. sorry.
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- Part 1 of Crashing and Burning
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Yuuri Katsuki, proud lover of flowers, can't handle his neighbors anymore! He's moving out!
Victor Nikiforov, proud real estate agent, is smitten over his neighbor Yuuri! And he's moving out?!
After several walk-throughs of perfect houses in perfect locations with nothing wrong with them, Yuuri is discouraged that they're all impossible to live in. Why? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that his handsome real estate agent has been showing him haunted, termite infested, too-small, too-big, murder site houses. A chat over coffee and an angry young man reveals the truth!
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Victor and Yuuri were born without soulmarks, they decided on their own to fall in love.
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“I love Tavitha,” Gale went on. “More than anything. And I know she loves me.” A pause. “But I also know… she doesn’t sound the way she did with you.”
Astarion blinked. Then, a smirk, crooked and knowing. “Ah. I see.”
“You pleased her. In ways I haven’t. And I want to learn. I’m a scholar,” Gale said. “I’ve spent my life in pursuit of knowledge. Why should this be any different?”
“You want me to teach you how to fuck your girlfriend,” Astarion said flatly.
“To please her,” Gale corrected. “To understand her. If that means watching you two… then yes. Teach me.”
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After being abandoned by both Tav and the sunlight, Astarion makes a poorly thought out wish to Djinni and finds himself in the body of a toddler. Even though he’s (mostly) mentally sound, his new situation forces him to rely on his former traveling companions until he can find a way back to his old self. That is, assuming it’s even possible.
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It's been two months since Astarion has left your camp since that night in Cazador's palace where everything went wrong. In the events of severely misguided judgement you find yourself bleeding out in a dark alley, in his arms one last time, spending your last fleeting moments with him.
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“So. Wine doesn’t taste good, but tell me it can at least still get you drunk.”
Astarion chuckled again, the trilling noise pleasant in the cool air. “It’s so foul-tasting, I’m not even sure anymore. However,” he cast a dramatically surreptitious glance to the others in their group, “if I drink the blood of someone deeply intoxicated, I can feel that buzzing. Just slightly, and I’ve never drank enough from a person to notice much effect, but an interesting piece of knowledge all the same.”
Bookmarked by quesadiaz
28 Sep 2023
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"His forehead. His eyelids. His cheekbones. His nose. His cheeks. His chin. His lips. His lips. His lips" i'm going to fucking blow myself up
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Ambrosia (or: How Gale Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb) by mercurial_cool
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Apr 2024
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“Why does your blood smell so strange?”
The question startled Gale, who looked up from where he sat cross-legged in front of his tent, organizing his scrolls in preparation for their upcoming “visit” to the goblin camp. He’d given Astarion a wide berth since the revelation of his vampiric condition a few days earlier, so he was surprised to see the pale elf looming over him now, a peculiar expression on his face.
“You know,” Gale offered with a smile, “in my extensive journeys across manifold realms, I do believe that is not a question that I’ve ever been asked before. I honestly can’t decide whether or not I should be offended.”
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Of the many side effects Gale has faced as a result of his whole “being physical host to an imminently destructive magical orb” problem, he somehow never anticipated his blood now apparently smelling irresistible to vampires (or at least, one particular vampire) to be one of them.
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27 Sep 2023
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