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It lands on Dennis like knuckle to bone, sometimes, how Mac makes him feel forever fifteen.
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A 'Monthly Dinners' origin story, set in season 3.
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God, Mac wishes he just wanted to fuck Dennis. That would be easy.
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constant headache by quixoti for hellshandbasket
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
03 Sep 2023
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Dennis thinks about it constantly: every time he sees Mac check someone's I.D., or pocket two balls at once in a game of pool, or prop his dirty combat boots up on their coffee table.
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"I'd have someone killed for you,” Mencken pants at him. "I’d start wars for you."
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Mencken’s fingers twitch; it’s a violation of the natural order of things to be this close to Roman and not have a hand on him.
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- Part 2 of alpha couple series
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One day I woke up and looked into my dyke heart and said "I wish Roman had a pussy". Things got out of hand.
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At the 2021 All-Star Games in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Ilya comes to Scott with a proposition.
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13 Feb 2026
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Ilya fucks Shane in—and on—his beautiful, expensive, shiny, custom baby blue convertible. That's pretty much it.
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04 Feb 2026
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waiting right here just to show you by broccolicheddarchicken for ksoology
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Apr 2025
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The picture he must've made in that moment: naked and tied up, on his knees, untouched and hard, with Ilya down his throat, drool all over him, staring up at Ilya through his lashes. He was glad he couldn't actually see himself, it would've been too much, but he had no doubt this was a mental image Ilya would be saving forever.
Shane's been antsy all day, and Ilya proposes he spend some time on his knees to calm his nerves. Despite his better judgment, Shane agrees.
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- Part 2 of kinky hollanov
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24 Jan 2026
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“Okay. You want to say no, you want to fight me. Pretty boy, all alone in his glass house. You want me to force you?”
He didn’t need Shane to answer, really; Shane was fully hard against Ilya’s thigh and pink under his freckles. But it was best to be direct about these things. And he wanted to hear Shane say it, anyway.
“I—yeah. Make me. Is that too weird?”
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23 Jan 2026
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Ilya tucked his smile against Shane’s neck and brought his hand down Shane’s front. “He used to be so boring,” he said to Hunter. “Would not let me fuck him because you were next door.”
Shane groaned. “You’re such an asshole—that was a long time ago,” he said. “I was trying to be discreet.”
“Yes, and now look at you,” Ilya said. “Go suck Hunter’s dick.”
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23 Jan 2026